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Well, if their homes have fully equipped medical units.

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Well, he needs to be able to leave Walter Reed first in order to return.

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A white one.

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The worst part of being in a car crash is not the sickening crunch, like everyone thinks. Oh no. It’s the moment of horrifying quiet just before the bang when you see with absolute clarity the horrible thing that’s just about to happen to you.

But he’s not that bright.

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Shoulda had better health care.

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I like to call that the "Oh Shit!" moment.

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The White House will try to jam Pompeo into the big chair.

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"He's been raptured!"

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I think we are watching suicide by arrogance.

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Person. Virus. Doctor. Steroids. Cocktail.

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Finishing his physical from last November, duh

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The slow motion acknowledgment that things are going very wrong.

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He'll say it helped him get over it in no time

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Or Ivanka/Jared

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I would like to fast-forward about 7-10 days, please.

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