Trump Doesn't Like Being Leaked On

WE ARE JUST SAYING.

Last week, we learned Donald Trump's Art of Diplomacy. According to the AP, he contemptuously and in a "humiliating" tone offered to send American troops to do the job Mexico couldn't -- pfft like there's ever been a job a Mexican dude can't do -- and news also broke that he'd slammed the phone down on the Australian prime minister after telling him that their call was "the worst."

Trump's people denied the Mexico exchange, and explained away the Australian meltdown as "fatigue" at the end of "a long day."

His phone call with the Australian prime minister was at 5 p.m.

Regarding the call with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, both Mexico and the US denied the AP's transcripts were real ... somehow ... until now! Now, the president is blaming the "leak" on "Obama people," and he is GRRR MAD! Via this dude on Twitter, so I don't have to watch the whole Fox report, because honestly, why on earth would I do that:

Trump tells Fox “Obama people” leaked transcripts of his Australia/Mexico calls to the media (Fox doesn't elaborate) pic.twitter.com/3bB7n8b7m6 

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 6, 2017 

What's that say again, Herr Trump?

It's a disgrace that they leaked because it's very much against our country. It's a very dangerous thing for this country.

Hmmm, might there have been another recent occasion when the "president" felt differently about the patriotic value of leaks, and whether they were "good" or "bad"? Besides the Russian pee hookers we mean?

Oh, that's right, we remember now.