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Bob Nickerson's avatar

Alina Blabba

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Marycat2021's avatar

Well, coming up with a bullshit indictment that comes from bullshit evidence probably beats fucking your boss as a way to further your career.

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Skadi's avatar

As several people have said already, we can agree that Comey is a self-righteous twat whose need to appear above reproach got us into this mess -- while also acknowledging that has has never, as far as we know, committed any actual crimes.

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DemoCat's avatar

She has a smoky eye for frivolous federal charges.

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DemoCat's avatar

This is the part where we pray reality holds the line enough to remind Trump that there is a big difference between the actual corrupt things he does, and the imagined things he forces willing toadies to throw against the wall and see if they stick. He spends all his dwindling time trying to make his fantasies match reality, which is why he had to pardon the 1500 J6ers. If he must continue to insist the 2020 election was hinky, then he needs to validate the pretense for the J6 riot at the Capitol. Those people weren’t deranged, misled extremists breaking into the U.S. Capitol to attack Congress all because of The Big Lie, they were patriots justifiably seeking reconsideration of a cruel injustice against humanity.

This is similar. Trump and Republicans love to both-sides everything, and make absurd false equivalencies. So Trump must find someone, anyone, with a law license willing to do whatever he says to validate these reprisals for the many injustices done to him. Plus, he’s just an angry, hopelessly vindictive and miserable person who wants to see other people hurt.

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Andrea's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Tim Toaster's avatar

It’s amazing how much really full bodied hair turns people into narcissists

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RRJKR's avatar

Blondes have been fighting the "dumb blonde" sterotype for years, then along comes Lindsey to set them back 50 years in less than a week. It just ain't right!

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Michael's avatar

I dunno. My AI that I consult for legal questions says:

"Appointment: The President appoints U.S. Attorneys for each of the 93 federal judicial districts, typically "by and with the advice and consent of the Senate" (a process requiring Senate confirmation)."

Was she ever confirmed by the Senate?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Let's Bottom line this.

James Comey is 6'8" tall.

He has to be brought down for that, and that alone. All the other reasons are just bullshit.

James Comey is 6'8" tall.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I can't possibly take a drumpf official seriously without hair extensions and Merde a Lago face.

And also too, is the lighter racoon mask a deliberate choice or why cant these wimmin blend?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Comey is a loathsome asshole who is responsible, at least in part, for depriving us of a would-nave-been-great president. My darling husband informed me before dinner that he's been indicted for some ginned up bullshit, and no matter how much I detest the man, I will never believe in charging people -- even people like Comey -- with invented crimes. This is part of the fear and loathing campaign, and I cannot support it. Anyway, he's probably got enough money for a good defense team, who will shred this case.

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MsAnthropic's avatar

There's a delightful drag queen on the tikkytoks etc. who recreates the makeup looks of conservatives. I want him to do this lady, to see if I'm correct that those are straight up triangles of highlighter she has drawn under her eyes. (Yes, I am frivolous.)

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tehbaddr's avatar

Ooops wrong thread.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That'll get you a tariff.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

This, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is what your beatnik friends call “𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢”. ☯ 🙏

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Mommadillo's avatar

I have absolutely zero sympathy for James Comey. He brought this on himself when he decided to screw Hillary back in 2016.

Any time Trump spends fucking him over is time Trump won’t be able to spend fucking over people who DON’T have it coming. Win-win.

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