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Having been on prednisone several times, I can state that quitting steroids is not a fun adventure.

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Mayor Romero SHOULDA put a mechanic's lien on Air Farce 1...then booted it.

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These are the stupidest fucks alive.

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I was at the Prescott rally. 15,000 unmasked MAGATs rockin out to the Village People.

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IK,R? Yavapai county is in the bag for him. No reason in the world to be there other than to bask in the elderly magat glow.

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ISWYDT

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IK,R!

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Love this headline. It reads like something out of Variety. "Trump dumps" and "double header superspreader" are a delightful bit of wordplay.

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10-20-2020. TrumpPlague Stats: New Coronavirus Deaths.

The top ten states with the most new daily confirmed Covid-19 deaths:

  1       85     Florida   2       81     Texas   3       53     North Carolina   4       48     Indiana   5       41     Illinois   6       38     Missouri   7       35     South Carolina   8       33     Wisconsin   9       31     Mississippi 10       30     Tennessee ......................................... Total new US cases: 61,429.Total new US deaths: 917.

Total Veterans Affairs (VA) cases: 69,123.Total Veteran Affairs (VA) Deaths: 3,746.

https://www.worldometers.in...

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10-20-2020. US TrumpPlague Metrics.

Out of 217 countries & territories:

Deaths:US is highest in the world in total deaths: 226,149 US has 10th highest number of deaths/1M population: 682/1MUS was highest in the world in new daily deaths: 917

Cases:US is highest in the world in total cases: 8,520,307US has 12th highest number of cases/1M population: 25,695/1MUS was highest in the world in new daily cases: 61,429

Tests:US has 2nd highest total number of tests in the world: 127,834,876US has 19th highest number of tests/1M population: 385,515/1M

Numbnuts:US leads the world in numbnuts at the very top: 1

https://www.worldometers.in...

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Should've made the red "briefs" look more like a pair of Depends.

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This is all so mind-blowingly terrible that I can't--- Sorry. This is fine.

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Why would you do that to yourself?

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My job required it.

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You're one of those lamestream fake news media people, ain'tcha?

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