325 Comments

He is now known as "The Undertook."

Expand full comment

She's a crisis actor, false flag attack.

Expand full comment

As he got a year older, Peter Navarro turned blonde. I think that's just precious. He's working on that televangelist look. First thing we know, he'll be rockin' polyester and white shoes.He never got penalized for purchasing million of doses of worthless medications at market price.

Expand full comment

Navarro got away with giving Jeffrey Epstein a slap on the wrist in Florida. He doesn't believe in consequences.

Expand full comment

You must be thinking of a different Alex Jones, because this one could use a good beat down. I can't imagine there's anyone who would deserve to deliver one more than his wife. After all, she lives with the dude.

Expand full comment

Yes. Domestic abuse is NEVER ok. Even when the victim is Alex Jones.

Does he deserve to be beaten into a greasy little smear? Absolutely. Does he deserve to be in fear of his life from someone who supposedly loves him? No.

Wonkettes, we are better than that.

Expand full comment

Ladies and Gentlemen, Amazon's search feature.

Expand full comment

Cameo appearance by Marina Butina and the NRA.

Remember, tell your favorite "conservative" -- "Go back to Russia!" here at the Holiday Season.

Expand full comment

Took a little risk....

Expand full comment

Saw him headline at the Berklee Performance Center on his "Excitable Boy" tour. If memory serves, he had Wachtel and the rest of the studio band along.

Early on, he's sitting at the piano, picks up a glass, says "Wonder if this is the water or the vodka?" Drinks it, sets it aside says, "Water, won't be needing that."

I loved it, but he'd probably prefer I remembered this.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment

They don’t believe they’re in the wrong. The fact that the 1/6 Committee is taking to damn long to do anything sort of proves they’re right.

Expand full comment

He stared at North Korea real good that one time

Expand full comment

Can publishers stop giving these morons book deals? Please and thank you

Expand full comment

ALSO ALSO GOP: Support The Troops! (tm)

Expand full comment

Even attempting to think about this just made me stupider.

Expand full comment

He's offering himself up to take the rap and will be expecting his full pardon when trump returns.

Expand full comment