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Knowing Trump, the majority of those glowing Yelp reviews were probably written by John Barron.

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Having read your other responses (in which you routinely give Trump’s balls a tongue bath), I am not surprised by this non-comment. If only comments were allowed, I would write a stinging rebuttal.

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Salon brand shampoo? AND conditioner?! And a clean bed! My, you are fancy!

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The Trump Thing?

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Trump's tutor?

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Man did YOU take a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

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Trump hotels suck, dork.

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Who would buy Nepotism Barbie, except maybe her dad?

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Not airborne.

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You being you, I doubt your wife had a lovely time in Chicago, more like a sense of regret and foreboding. Thick and thirsty towels? Is that the latest American slang from a 1970s ad agency picked up by your pals in the GRU?

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I heard some peope who had Covid-19 got tested positive, then after recovery got tested negative (so far, so logical), but afterwards got tested positive again. I'm hoping those cases were failed tests, because if they are re-infections we are screwed.

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Robot libel!

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upvoting yourself proves you lie, easily

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Good catch, Mr. Wright. Many botskis need extra work on their American syntax.

And nyet, I’m not going to spend a night in a Trump Dump just so I can give a qualified opinion on the sheets.

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She had a great time—she banged the doorman,

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"Emoluments Inn" wins Teh Internet today.

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