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Wookie Monster's avatar

Knowing Trump, the majority of those glowing Yelp reviews were probably written by John Barron.

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Boojum's avatar

Having read your other responses (in which you routinely give Trump’s balls a tongue bath), I am not surprised by this non-comment. If only comments were allowed, I would write a stinging rebuttal.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Salon brand shampoo? AND conditioner?! And a clean bed! My, you are fancy!

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Boojum's avatar

The Trump Thing?

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Klapaucius's avatar

Trump's tutor?

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Man did YOU take a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

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Luther Martin's avatar

Trump hotels suck, dork.

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gffish's avatar

Who would buy Nepotism Barbie, except maybe her dad?

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Regret's avatar

Not airborne.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

You being you, I doubt your wife had a lovely time in Chicago, more like a sense of regret and foreboding. Thick and thirsty towels? Is that the latest American slang from a 1970s ad agency picked up by your pals in the GRU?

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Regret's avatar

I heard some peope who had Covid-19 got tested positive, then after recovery got tested negative (so far, so logical), but afterwards got tested positive again. I'm hoping those cases were failed tests, because if they are re-infections we are screwed.

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Regret's avatar

Robot libel!

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President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

upvoting yourself proves you lie, easily

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Get Off My Lawn's avatar

Good catch, Mr. Wright. Many botskis need extra work on their American syntax.

And nyet, I’m not going to spend a night in a Trump Dump just so I can give a qualified opinion on the sheets.

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susan_g's avatar

She had a great time—she banged the doorman,

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Emoluments Inn" wins Teh Internet today.

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