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Deleted redacted fucking deleted deleted redacted balls deleted tricycle.

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But fruited plains is good.

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Sorry about the spoiler.

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The Red Cross needs to stop by.

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Hey buddy-- wouldn't it be better to post that at the Fox News site-- or the Washington Examiner?

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I worked for a chiropractor who shared office space with two (legit) massage therapists, and we got a few calls a week about that other kind of massage.

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised.Seems like this type of confusion would be completely avoidable if sex work were treated as a legitimate industry. It would also make it harder for guys like Epstein to operate; wasting resources on policing consenting adults makes it harder to catch rich creeps trafficking minors.

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"it's very CLEAN overcrowding" I heard that in the voice of Shrek. I can't remember the original line that the cadence fits, though. Maybe later.

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This is all on you, America. You turned their countries into shitholes, and now that people are fleeing them (in the mistaken belief that America CARES and wishes to redress its wrongs) you've chosen to double down on the evil.This, BTW, is what drives nations into the arms of your enemies. They can see the huge difference between what you say and what you do, even if you can't.

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Lucky for CBP that they're not licensed, then.

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These are clearly not people who understand abstractions like 'consequences.'

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Unfortunately, scum floats.

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Good planning, Amazon employees. Timing is everything when striking. This'll hit Bezos right in the wallet.

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Drive down Piedmont Road or Buford Highway in Atlanta. They’re everywhere.

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But don't they say, not that they're treating them right but that 'nobody asked them to come here'?

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OMG so true.

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