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Robbertjan Brandenburg's avatar

Emp strike? US nuked?

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willymodel's avatar

he's a size queen.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i weren't fooled fer a second. the word "memes" wuz the give away. dumpy wud have sayd innertube pichers. on another note, did that reporter really think he would get a real answer to his question? no one else sure as hell can.

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ahughes798's avatar

My sis feels the same about all beetles, and my mom was terrified of worms. I kinda wonder if there isn't a genetic component to phobias.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Oh, this is good...Guy Donald chose as ambassador to Israel was in on illegal settlement on private Palestinian land. Israeli court ordered settlement dismantled. ( Kushner will likely build the replacement.)

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wavicles's avatar

Naw, deep down he knows that he's less than. Hence all the bluster, projection and insatiable need for validation.It must be horrible and exhausting in there.

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LucindathePook's avatar

I think WWII if the president had been Charles Lindberg or someone. The fear is that the CiC and WH contingent are in thrall to an outside power.

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AJ Milne's avatar

The way he keeps repeating that 'I totally won' thing, it's starting to look a bit... neurotic.

Who are you trying to convince you're legitimate, guy? What, is even that odd, unkempt, slightly daffy-looking fella in the mirror starting to look a mite sceptical?

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Querolous's avatar

With the help of some substances I am working on catatonic.

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Querolous's avatar

And selling anus burgers.

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teele's avatar

Yeah, a "final solution," that's the ticket!

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Querolous's avatar

"Got any pork chops?"

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wavicles's avatar

Nope, he tells her what size she had better be by the morning

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wavicles's avatar

She had to retire, remember? cuz someone told on her past and now she has no future, or sumptin."I VILL SEE YOU IN ZE COURT!"

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wavicles's avatar

Hes got Foriegn Policy chops.

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NewLarry's avatar

I was taught that when someone says "believe me", make them pay cash.

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