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Emp strike? US nuked?

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he's a size queen.

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i weren't fooled fer a second. the word "memes" wuz the give away. dumpy wud have sayd innertube pichers. on another note, did that reporter really think he would get a real answer to his question? no one else sure as hell can.

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My sis feels the same about all beetles, and my mom was terrified of worms. I kinda wonder if there isn't a genetic component to phobias.

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Oh, this is good...Guy Donald chose as ambassador to Israel was in on illegal settlement on private Palestinian land. Israeli court ordered settlement dismantled. ( Kushner will likely build the replacement.)

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Naw, deep down he knows that he's less than. Hence all the bluster, projection and insatiable need for validation.It must be horrible and exhausting in there.

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I think WWII if the president had been Charles Lindberg or someone. The fear is that the CiC and WH contingent are in thrall to an outside power.

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The way he keeps repeating that 'I totally won' thing, it's starting to look a bit... neurotic.

Who are you trying to convince you're legitimate, guy? What, is even that odd, unkempt, slightly daffy-looking fella in the mirror starting to look a mite sceptical?

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With the help of some substances I am working on catatonic.

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And selling anus burgers.

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Yeah, a "final solution," that's the ticket!

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"Got any pork chops?"

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Nope, he tells her what size she had better be by the morning

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She had to retire, remember? cuz someone told on her past and now she has no future, or sumptin."I VILL SEE YOU IN ZE COURT!"

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Hes got Foriegn Policy chops.

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I was taught that when someone says "believe me", make them pay cash.

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