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CassandraLeo's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

(this should be Trump’s 2020 slogan)

CassandraLeo's avatar

So was I. I have it from a reliable source that there is always money in the banana stand.

LiberalANDProud's avatar

Why is Ajit Pai's bondage mask in the TLDR graphic?

rtpoeman's avatar

Ol' Pete's "1812 Overture" is basically a collection of Russian folk tunes all smooshed together, with a bit of the Tsarist Anthem tossed in at the right moment.

Peter Schickele noted that the first few notes of "1812" are the same notes that start "Yankee Doodle", but just slowed down.

The "1712 Overture" of P.D.Q. Bach:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

rtpoeman's avatar

The cannons at Fort McHenry were really accurate, but had crappy range. The rockets on the ships in Baltimore Harbor had good range, but lousy accuracy at the range that kept the ships safe from the fort's cannon. They spent the night lobbing shots at each other, hoping for a lucky hit.

Querolous's avatar

We may end up with a no banana republic. https://biologybiozine.com/...

nightmoth's avatar

Gah! Dr. Oz. What a quack!

RMS's avatar

The House is MORE bought than the Senate? How can this be?

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

You are on the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man called Terry. Ha ha, that's a girl's name, you say. He kills you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

H0mer0's avatar

akshully, since Trump has been crooked long before Hillary even graduated from Wellesley and then calls her "Crooked Hillary." the RWNJs have been doing this since the Southern Strategy, if not longer. They started out cheating which is why they so easily call it on the other side.

H0mer0's avatar

"Eroica" means "heroic," since he couldn't dedicate it to the man he is, he dedicated it to the "freedom fighter" that Napoleone was.