Why can't you Libs get used to how GREAT president tRUMP is and how his economy is superior to that of Sleepy Joe Biden.
Everything was down under Sleepy Joe. Inflation! Unemployment! All DOWN!
But thanks to TruMP! they are all up again! Inflation is rising in ways we haven't seen since the his HANDLING of the pandemic in the greatest way possible! (Just compare how great our deaths were compared to those commies in Europe and their socialized medicine. In AmERICA! we had an ALL TIME HIGH! in preventable deaths! No one, not even the Chinese, were able to top the US!!!!) And Unemployment will GO THROUGH THE ROOF!
Trump refuses to let you LIbs continue to ruin our economy by DriVING things like inflation and unemployment DOWN! It is only up from now on until we have unemployment of over 200%!!!!
Don't worry everybody! Sounds like we are achieving the national goal of zero employment, the promise of Artificial Intelligence! Elon said we will all get Universal Basic Income, our share of the endless profits that will be here soon. No way he's just gaslighting us!
CAMDEN, NJ—Revealing that the products offered customers multiple protection options in a delicious range of flavors, food processing giant Campbell’s announced Thursday it had launched a new line of self-defense soups. “Whether you attach the can to a strap and use it as a flail or heat up the soup to create a thermal weapon, we guarantee these powerful security devices will be ready in under five minutes,” said company spokesperson Cheryl Turner, who stressed the importance of always having something on hand that can be prepared quickly in the event of an unexpected home intruder. “The soups are also a convenient option for customers on the go, because you can wear one on a lanyard when out walking at night, warning potential attackers that you’re prepared to dole out the homemade taste of punishment. We recommend using our Chunky Beef with Country Vegetables variety for bludgeoning, while our cream-based soups like Homestyle Broccoli Cheddar work best for scalding enemies. Stock your pantry arsenal today!” Campbell’s executives told reporters the company was also developing a long-range aerosol version of its Spicy Nacho Cheese soup to spray in the eyes of assailants.
I remember the recession in the early 80s when I was in college. Me and a friend used to talk about what was going to happen after graduation. We had a phrase. "There ain't no jobs out there." We'd say it frequently and then laugh wryly.
I asked the girl at walmart if they had Princess Bride and she motioned over to the huge round bin of movies. "If we have it it'll be in the dump bin." I found it in less than a minute thank dog, after I dug through and realized it was DVD's from my waist all the way to the floor.
Yeah, I don't believe that massive rebound. I call Ratfuckery!
Why can't you Libs get used to how GREAT president tRUMP is and how his economy is superior to that of Sleepy Joe Biden.
Everything was down under Sleepy Joe. Inflation! Unemployment! All DOWN!
But thanks to TruMP! they are all up again! Inflation is rising in ways we haven't seen since the his HANDLING of the pandemic in the greatest way possible! (Just compare how great our deaths were compared to those commies in Europe and their socialized medicine. In AmERICA! we had an ALL TIME HIGH! in preventable deaths! No one, not even the Chinese, were able to top the US!!!!) And Unemployment will GO THROUGH THE ROOF!
Trump refuses to let you LIbs continue to ruin our economy by DriVING things like inflation and unemployment DOWN! It is only up from now on until we have unemployment of over 200%!!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Oh, the bulk of those jobs added were in HEALTHCARE, you say?
In six months we'll WISH things were this good.
I did the math. 60,000 jobs is one new hiring for every 5,500 people. Not exactly hiring like gangbusters.
Hey there is no Democrat in control of government so the pricktator and co. are going to be shielded by McCain's Law.
After all we have new outrages coming tonight I bet.
Don't worry everybody! Sounds like we are achieving the national goal of zero employment, the promise of Artificial Intelligence! Elon said we will all get Universal Basic Income, our share of the endless profits that will be here soon. No way he's just gaslighting us!
"Here's you monthly Universal Basic Income check: $2.84."
When I was a young-un I was happy if I got a new rock, or a nice stick for Christmas.
even an onion to tie on my belt as was the fashion in those days...
It is still quite fashionable in my opinion.
In the something completely different department lets talk about "scientific" wankers like Avi Loeb.
Alien Apocalypse Fantasies Will Get People Killed
Rebecca Watson (Skepchick) (13:32) : https://youtu.be/vnSJXcUGD1o
I asked our star guy, John, about him, and yep: he's a nutterbutter, hahaha.
Loeb is def an outlier like a Leary....on the other hand, please have the trailer for Steven Spielberg's 4th Alien movie- 'Disclosure'
https://youtu.be/oNMJow6YPpU?si=GdDsxVLTwlOTK-RS
Hopefully, I'll have replenished my weed stash before that comes out.
The Orange Oaf is going to announce tonight that he landed a retirement job as an assistant on a Honey Bucket truck, pumpin' those dumps.
We can hope.
"I'm not gonna start a war- I'm gonna stop wars." DJT 2024
"Venezuela started this war." -- soon
at least yr
smoking lamp is lit
(and Hooper is less that two days awaaaaaaaay!)
And let's take a peep at what's going on in today's edition of...THE ONION!
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups
https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=b8eb5aad0c&mc_eid=7869421aa2
CAMDEN, NJ—Revealing that the products offered customers multiple protection options in a delicious range of flavors, food processing giant Campbell’s announced Thursday it had launched a new line of self-defense soups. “Whether you attach the can to a strap and use it as a flail or heat up the soup to create a thermal weapon, we guarantee these powerful security devices will be ready in under five minutes,” said company spokesperson Cheryl Turner, who stressed the importance of always having something on hand that can be prepared quickly in the event of an unexpected home intruder. “The soups are also a convenient option for customers on the go, because you can wear one on a lanyard when out walking at night, warning potential attackers that you’re prepared to dole out the homemade taste of punishment. We recommend using our Chunky Beef with Country Vegetables variety for bludgeoning, while our cream-based soups like Homestyle Broccoli Cheddar work best for scalding enemies. Stock your pantry arsenal today!” Campbell’s executives told reporters the company was also developing a long-range aerosol version of its Spicy Nacho Cheese soup to spray in the eyes of assailants.
Soup. For your family.
I remember the recession in the early 80s when I was in college. Me and a friend used to talk about what was going to happen after graduation. We had a phrase. "There ain't no jobs out there." We'd say it frequently and then laugh wryly.
Apparently, Friday is when the big Epstien files are supposed to dump.
BIG MASSIVE DUMPS!
I hope they don't stink!
We can be sure there'll be sanitized.
Excited to find out that Obama paid Hinkley to shoot Reagan!
I asked the girl at walmart if they had Princess Bride and she motioned over to the huge round bin of movies. "If we have it it'll be in the dump bin." I found it in less than a minute thank dog, after I dug through and realized it was DVD's from my waist all the way to the floor.
At some point I'll shell out for the Criterion edition.
Yeah, this is the original 480p, which is fine for me I guess.
Possibly a lucky find. When Robin Williams died, I went searching for his movies to no avail and had to go to Amazon for new/used copies.
Online it said they've sold 100 since yesterday at my store!
"dump bin" sounds like a new facility in the WH
MASSIVE DUMPS!
It's what they call donnie's depends.
It IS TOO Joe Biden's fault! Democrat vaccines turned all the 5G up to 1.21 gigawatts and sent him forward through time!
"I'm from the past, Jack, and I'm here for some Dippin Dots!"