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tehbaddr's avatar

Yeah, I don't believe that massive rebound. I call Ratfuckery!

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Why can't you Libs get used to how GREAT president tRUMP is and how his economy is superior to that of Sleepy Joe Biden.

Everything was down under Sleepy Joe. Inflation! Unemployment! All DOWN!

But thanks to TruMP! they are all up again! Inflation is rising in ways we haven't seen since the his HANDLING of the pandemic in the greatest way possible! (Just compare how great our deaths were compared to those commies in Europe and their socialized medicine. In AmERICA! we had an ALL TIME HIGH! in preventable deaths! No one, not even the Chinese, were able to top the US!!!!) And Unemployment will GO THROUGH THE ROOF!

Trump refuses to let you LIbs continue to ruin our economy by DriVING things like inflation and unemployment DOWN! It is only up from now on until we have unemployment of over 200%!!!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

Oh, the bulk of those jobs added were in HEALTHCARE, you say?

In six months we'll WISH things were this good.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I did the math. 60,000 jobs is one new hiring for every 5,500 people. Not exactly hiring like gangbusters.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Hey there is no Democrat in control of government so the pricktator and co. are going to be shielded by McCain's Law.

After all we have new outrages coming tonight I bet.

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Wowdad's avatar

Don't worry everybody! Sounds like we are achieving the national goal of zero employment, the promise of Artificial Intelligence! Elon said we will all get Universal Basic Income, our share of the endless profits that will be here soon. No way he's just gaslighting us!

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VwllssWndr's avatar

"Here's you monthly Universal Basic Income check: $2.84."

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Goonemeritus's avatar

When I was a young-un I was happy if I got a new rock, or a nice stick for Christmas.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

even an onion to tie on my belt as was the fashion in those days...

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Goonemeritus's avatar

It is still quite fashionable in my opinion.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

In the something completely different department lets talk about "scientific" wankers like Avi Loeb.

Alien Apocalypse Fantasies Will Get People Killed

Rebecca Watson (Skepchick) (13:32) : https://youtu.be/vnSJXcUGD1o

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WasX's avatar

I asked our star guy, John, about him, and yep: he's a nutterbutter, hahaha.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Loeb is def an outlier like a Leary....on the other hand, please have the trailer for Steven Spielberg's 4th Alien movie- 'Disclosure'

https://youtu.be/oNMJow6YPpU?si=GdDsxVLTwlOTK-RS

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Hopefully, I'll have replenished my weed stash before that comes out.

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weejee's avatar

The Orange Oaf is going to announce tonight that he landed a retirement job as an assistant on a Honey Bucket truck, pumpin' those dumps.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

We can hope.

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paul's avatar

"I'm not gonna start a war- I'm gonna stop wars." DJT 2024

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VwllssWndr's avatar

"Venezuela started this war." -- soon

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

at least yr

smoking lamp is lit

(and Hooper is less that two days awaaaaaaaay!)

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josephebacon's avatar

And let's take a peep at what's going on in today's edition of...THE ONION!

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups

https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=b8eb5aad0c&mc_eid=7869421aa2

CAMDEN, NJ—Revealing that the products offered customers multiple protection options in a delicious range of flavors, food processing giant Campbell’s announced Thursday it had launched a new line of self-defense soups. “Whether you attach the can to a strap and use it as a flail or heat up the soup to create a thermal weapon, we guarantee these powerful security devices will be ready in under five minutes,” said company spokesperson Cheryl Turner, who stressed the importance of always having something on hand that can be prepared quickly in the event of an unexpected home intruder. “The soups are also a convenient option for customers on the go, because you can wear one on a lanyard when out walking at night, warning potential attackers that you’re prepared to dole out the homemade taste of punishment. We recommend using our Chunky Beef with Country Vegetables variety for bludgeoning, while our cream-based soups like Homestyle Broccoli Cheddar work best for scalding enemies. Stock your pantry arsenal today!” Campbell’s executives told reporters the company was also developing a long-range aerosol version of its Spicy Nacho Cheese soup to spray in the eyes of assailants.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Soup. For your family.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

I remember the recession in the early 80s when I was in college. Me and a friend used to talk about what was going to happen after graduation. We had a phrase. "There ain't no jobs out there." We'd say it frequently and then laugh wryly.

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paul's avatar

Apparently, Friday is when the big Epstien files are supposed to dump.

BIG MASSIVE DUMPS!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hope they don't stink!

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

We can be sure there'll be sanitized.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

Excited to find out that Obama paid Hinkley to shoot Reagan!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I asked the girl at walmart if they had Princess Bride and she motioned over to the huge round bin of movies. "If we have it it'll be in the dump bin." I found it in less than a minute thank dog, after I dug through and realized it was DVD's from my waist all the way to the floor.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

At some point I'll shell out for the Criterion edition.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yeah, this is the original 480p, which is fine for me I guess.

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paul's avatar

Possibly a lucky find. When Robin Williams died, I went searching for his movies to no avail and had to go to Amazon for new/used copies.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Online it said they've sold 100 since yesterday at my store!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

"dump bin" sounds like a new facility in the WH

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paul's avatar

MASSIVE DUMPS!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's what they call donnie's depends.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

It IS TOO Joe Biden's fault! Democrat vaccines turned all the 5G up to 1.21 gigawatts and sent him forward through time!

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VwllssWndr's avatar

"I'm from the past, Jack, and I'm here for some Dippin Dots!"

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