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Carol McPheeters's avatar

I liked the "trash driving the truck" event a little better

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Devon Williams's avatar

He burnt my shake.

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Tessie's avatar

Haw, Yelp turned off the reviews after some wise-ass posted, "I'll never eat here! There was a giant orange rat roaming around the kitchen!"

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Do you need a hairnet is you don't have actual mammalian hair?

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Doug Olson's avatar

Heard he wouldn’t leave till he got a paycheck.

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Maybe's avatar

trumpy is not qualified to work at McDonald's. Or anywhere else.

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Sarah Smile's avatar

Cenk Uygur was babbling on Twitter about how "man of the people" this made Trump look and how liberals were just willfully blind if they don't see it. That's a pretty good example of why I ignore anyone calling themselves "the dirtbag left".

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Hoon Seong's avatar

He’s being crucified on social media for doing this. Why on Earth did anyone from his campaign think it was a good idea? It has Rishi Sunak standing in the rain levels of bad optics. He looked old, confused and sick

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Vic's avatar

Because he is old, confused and sick. And those are the least of his challenges.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"He looked old, confused and sick"

That's how we know he really eats at McDonald's.

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Ryp's avatar

Bobble head dance parties, big dick stories, and now fast food cosplay. Trump is truly a man of the people. Not people I’d want to be in a room with, but some sort of people anyway.

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Vic's avatar
Oct 22Edited

His low-class, proudly ignorant, lonely, frustrated, bitter existence, and his love of greed, violence and stupidity represent perfectly the Republican rank and file going back to 1980.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yep. He has the common clay of the new West stuck between his buttcheeks.

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Maybe's avatar

I don't think that's clay.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Pretty damned common, though.

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Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Honestly, the optics here are sooooooo bad. How the fuck is this not the Kerry in a bunny suit/Dukakis in a tank/Dean scream of this election cycle? In any reasonable timeline, this should end his chances.

Sadly...

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Dina's avatar

..although I still don't know why the "Dean scream" was so bad. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Fpotus's insecurities are pathetic. He thought he was "owning Harris" by fake working 15 minutes at a McDonald's? Hahahaha.... talk about Harris Derangement Syndrome. He is a loser losing it massively. Like he will on November 5th.

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Tessie's avatar

Even if it weren't a staged photo op (we know it was, but hypothetically), it's still a worthless stunt. What the fuck would working 30 min at a McDonald's prove? What enemy would be crushed by that stunning act of heroism?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He apparently thinks it fantastical that anyone approaching his social standing could have worked at a fast-food joint. I guess he thinks Harris just bragging about her "non-existent" summer employment? Any normal person would just accept it at face-value, as working there is so damned common.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Stewart is right about Trump's real danger, but I can walk and chew gum. I can be afraid for our democracy and laugh at a dork so far removed from the experience of real people that he thinks the Mickey D stunt was a good one.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

Of course, "The Daily Show" is a comedy news satire show, and everyone knows that, but they brought Jon Stewart back for THIS SPECIFIC REASON. People can laugh at Trump all they want until he gets elected, and then we're SCREWED. That's EXACTLY what happened in 2016, only he has MUCH BIGGER PLANS this time, and "walking and chewing gum" WON'T HELP YOU when he decides to fuck YOU over

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I am aware. Such questions were raised in the 30s over Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" and Brecht's "The Avoidable Rise of Arturo Ui," among other works.

Stewart can deplore it, but people are going to do what they do.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

A stitch in a Nazi will save nine in you.

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Bob O`Bob's avatar

Has anyone looked into the PA health and restaurant codes to see if there is anything pertaining to food preparers wearing diapers?

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Vic's avatar

The owner of that god-forsaken franchise didn't make his new little employee wash hands or wear a hairnet. Disgusting.

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Maybe's avatar

I don't think even a hairnet could control that stuff on trumpy's head. It's feral.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

Well, to be fair, the shit coming out of his mouth is more troubling.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Looks like Sir is trying out for a part in "Remains of the Day". And I must confess that I find Sir in an apron unsettling.

Actually, I find Sir unsettling, period.

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Kelly Rundel's avatar

You’re Fired

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

You misspelled "fried" ;-)

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