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I think at this point the guy is damned grateful he did not indeed get granted that meeting

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usually in that order.

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Maybe next year, once President Warren has the place fumigated.

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Just dropped by to say LOLz XDHow do you like them apples, Trumpty?

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and how obama hid in his hawai'ian resort, rage-shitting all over republicans via twitter instead of being a true statesman?

yeah, those were the salad days.

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done.

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Here's the thing: this Hyde guy is basically Devin Nunes, but hasn't been elected to the House.

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TBH, he could probably still get it. I can't speak for your mother.

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Also the way Obama cheated on his three wives with hookers and porn stars, then spent tons of money to cover it up while he lied about it.

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Premarital sex is a no-no.

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*snerk* Y'all bad boy jones-ers. I cannot with y'all.

Cute will not save you from a p9 to the head in the middle of the night or polonium pancakes, is all I'm saying

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He’s Gaetz without the pretense.

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Disbar dis Barr!

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this was my favorite thing of the day. It just brightened my day right up. I have to give respect to the president of Ukraine. great sense of humor

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oh that's awful. much love and good wishes and i'm so sorry.

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He’s got your ears.

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