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Bongstar420's avatar

At least they don't speak Mexican.

LOL

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

It would be, "I thought they said Eh?, Eh?"

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Considering that Trump has now settled into his role as a figurehead, I can understand how he would become happier, and more compliant. In due time, his signature can be engraved in a rubber stamp, with a beautiful gold handle.

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Satch87's avatar

Osti de tabarnak de calice, c'est pas possible comment que t'es cave

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That bitch.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

The creativity!! The sheer imagination involved in this sort of crap. Alex Jones, you could have been the world's greatest thinker if only you weren't batshit fucking infuckingsane!!!!1

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

What? Only one apiece? Rookies.

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ResisterSister's avatar

If I was his mother, I'd have drowned him in the bathtub. With votes. Lots of votes.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Help! I've been spammed. It's sticky and greasy.

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Don Birnham's avatar

http://www.infowarsshop.com/

And there it is. Hawking dodgy supplements.

The stuff he says is really dangerous: "Muslims are right now leading an insurection in this country...".

This sort of stuff is going to get people killed.

Reportedly he has credentials for the White House press briefings now.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They all go in the same basket.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'd suspect he might be one of the Deleted Commenters, but even the best ones seem like pale imitations of Jones.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Alex Jones - making rabid wolverines on meth feel sane for too many years

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Snotzis is awesome.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I drew "Lone Wolf" and won also too in another pool.

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