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canis domum's avatar

Not a terrible theory.

reynard61's avatar

My own *theory* -- and it's *only* a theory, I freely admit that I have no actual evidence/proof to back it up -- is that it/they is/are one or several Russian agitprop experts who is/are working with at least one actual American. (Whose job it is to make sure that postings sound "authentic" by not letting cultural and language errors creep in.)

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venezia59's avatar

I'd love to tip my servers, except that Trump says all my tips should go to employers instead, so....

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

How difficult do you think it was for everyone involved, from the nursing home to the cops to the reporters to keep from using the phrase "dazed and confused"?

blueeyedcuban's avatar

Pss.. anyone want to buy some soybeans?..Primo stuff

blueeyedcuban's avatar

"I for one, welcome our new overlords.."

Jo Mathie's avatar

The thing is that it's so obvious when it's Trump tweeting and when whoever it is writing them for him. The latter tends to be somewhat coherent. The former is a scramble of exclamation marks, FAKE NEWS!!! SAD, Failing (insert whatever is criticizing him).

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Common grifter wink eye.

Emil Muz's avatar

SER, this whole article could just branded "libelz", but that doesn't make it any less funny or true. well done!

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I had that very thought myself, except I was thinking S.B. Cohen in his spare time

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

“This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.”

The quality is Dunning Krueger Effect, and it’s not really a quality to be pleased about.

BigOnion's avatar

Nobody cares what a dumb fuck libtard like you think. Did you want this forum shut down like over at the Daily Banter?

BigOnion's avatar

This place is crawling with dumb libtard bigots. Common sense has no place here.

EdR's avatar

Trump is no kin to me.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Speaking of creepy men jerking off while watching old debate tapes, who could forget this little gem from Rich Lowry after the 2008 VP pageant debate?

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.