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They do have all kinds of bugs, besides the “bed” ones...

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😂

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"Doral is fine resort, most good! Many gold, rooms have bed, much golfing! We liked!"

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I guess they decided lizards need not apply.

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I'm guessing most of the Yelp reviews were in a totally plausible English vernacular

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Still waiting for my fantasy Sean Spicer press release: "President Trump will stay in Supermax longer than ANY other President. Period!"

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I'll cost me anywhere from 3 to 5 billion to be president

Feeding the narrative "he sacrificed so much to become president". Right to his base.

We Europeans should ask for dividends, or something. He used us as an electoral meeting.Who I am kidding? We should be lucky he doesn't send us a G7-expenses bill, notably the dry cleaning his suit and the refueling of Air Force 1.

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Cleaning his suit? Why, did someone throw a drink at him?

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Flying cars: always just 10 years away.

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Hey now, it's also one of the money laundering capitals of America, don't forget that! And I'm not even talk about Trump in this case.

https://www.fincen.gov/news...

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Why we never got our flying cars; They would have had to have been made foolproof, and fools are so ingenious. And there are so many of them.

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Nuclear fusion also too.

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Nah, it's cold fusion that is always just around the corner.

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Would he go to SuperMax or to that military equivalent? I'm thinking the military equivalent, but it's not like my history teachers spent a lot of time dwelling on where a former President might be imprisoned.

I cannot believe we are even having this conversation, FWIW.

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The man is at best a millionaire, and a small one, at that. There's good reason he doesn't want financial documents or income tax returns released---my guess is that it's entirely possible that he was barely solvent, or insolvent, at the time of his nomination. I'm also going to go ahead and guess that he's been lying about his financial situation, such as it is, to his family, including Ivanka, and he's more afraid of them and their disappointment than anything.

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I would call it a “TrumpASSorous Rex.

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