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Liberal application of alcohol will assist with that

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Then he'd have to wear one of those epiphany bags around his waist. I can't see him doing that.

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Breaking trump's heart is a bad thing now?

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Me too! Ive made 5 blood sacrifices so far and NUTHIN!😡

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Trump is right about Bush.

Bush is right about Trump.

And those two things are the only things they are right about.

I hope in the Sartre mode of hell the room is Bush, Trump, and Nancy Reagan so they can enjoy each other forever. I wish I believed in hell.

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Clinton raised taxes only on the richest Americans, lifted more families out of poverty than anyone until Biden, and expanded health care to every child in America.

Most people believed their taxes went up due to the endless fucking complaining of talking heads whose taxes went up.

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Articles like this normalize Trump. Nobody reads the actual article... they are always dumb and boring. They just see the headlines on their homepage and say, "MMMHHMMMM! I knew LA Times would eventually see it our way!"

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Did you high-quality name-brand virgins or did you get dollar-store knock offs?

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Dewine is the Susan Collins of Mitt Romney’s.

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The abbreviation, of course, being “CoUP.”

They ain’t subtle, are they?

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The Texas Public Policy Foundation makes the Heritage Foundation and Focus on the Family look like communist front organizations. That is all.

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Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Prosperity?

Prosperity Unchained?

Keep Your Prosperity on a Short Leash?

seems like an odd phrase, but then again, these are the oddest of people

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DeSwine

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All they have to do is yell, "BOOO!" and the DEMs will piss their pants and start throwing money at them. "Build Back Better" will become "Give Rich People Money", just like every bill since FDR.

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Just another grift

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