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NerdWithNoName's avatar

Republicans in dat-array.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

You'd think Republicans would have learned by now that there is nothing to be gained from loyalty to Donald Trump. No matter what you do for him, no matter how much you debase yourself, he will throw you under the bus when it becomes marginally convenient for him to do so or if you show even the slightest hint of backbone one time.

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Covfefe's avatar

Whole point of the attack on the turtle is to demonstrate he can throw you under the bus, represented by his base, if you don’t debase yourself.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

That would not be what I would choose to gleefully fire up, were I not at work..

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Covfefe's avatar

Just because the GOP has an obvious problem doesn’t mean the GOP has an obvious solution.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

Just to be a know-it-all about it...ticks have 8 legs. They are arachnids, not insects. Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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Emil Muz's avatar

There's some hinky shit buried in Josh Mandel's divorce proceedings, so I've been led to believe. You just know the Dems are going to air all his dirty laundry b/c...Ohio. And they'll try to pin the First Energy scam/sham on his back too.

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

The problem is they need to cult to win elections. Without the cultists voting for them, the seditionists cannot possibly win enough elections to maintain power. Their problem is if and when appeasing the cult makes them less appealing to slightly less ignorant and insane "suburban" types whose votes they also need.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Right?

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Carstonio's avatar

Thanks. Last time I brushed one off myself, I didn’t take the time to count.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Especially since their specialty is forming a solution for which there isn't a problem.

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rtpoeman's avatar

They'd do the same to us, so fair is fair......

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rtpoeman's avatar

I think it's from a Three Stooges short.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Democrats = Array[a{i, j, k}]

Republicans = Array[b{r, s, t}]

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sarafina's avatar

Grassley wants Facebook and Twitter mad at him??

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

No kidding....

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