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pjw's avatar

But he does have to give to the United Negro College Fund. Just wait until he uses that in a campaign ad.

Ms.Moon's avatar

It's a good way to get eyes on highlighted items. I mentioned the Toys R Us book, it was beloved and people anticipated it every year I think Amazon it trying to fill that niche.

mailman27's avatar

Sirius/XM activated the all- Christmas-song channel last week. Mariah Carey singing "All I Want ,etc" every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

mailman27's avatar

His head is a trifle under-sized. Less cranial capacity, IYKWIM. Oh, you meant that other thing.

Mandorlind's avatar

Maybe if we create some kick-ass Thanksgiving candy, we can regain some ground.

Mandorlind's avatar

Writer's Tears is my current favorite.

Or Tullamore Dew Carribean Cask...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That fountain he used charity money to rerfurb? It's not even in Central Park.

I hope the Iowa donors who gave him their money "for veterans" are suitably furious - but I wouldn't bet on it. They were at a Trump "rally", after all, and basically volunteering to be scammed.

Khavrinen's avatar

I wonder if Trump could name one charity, period. Other than his own, of course, which doesn't count anymore.

Querolous's avatar

Pare down the pair of pears on the pier in Pierre, South Dakota

Querolous's avatar

If we are lucky he would reach escape velocity.

Javey♪Undazed's avatar

While peering at your peers.

H0mer0's avatar

young adult literature libelz!

H0mer0's avatar

is that to the tune of "Oh Canada"?