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But he does have to give to the United Negro College Fund. Just wait until he uses that in a campaign ad.

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It's a good way to get eyes on highlighted items. I mentioned the Toys R Us book, it was beloved and people anticipated it every year I think Amazon it trying to fill that niche.

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Sirius/XM activated the all- Christmas-song channel last week. Mariah Carey singing "All I Want ,etc" every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

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Makes you cry!

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His head is a trifle under-sized. Less cranial capacity, IYKWIM. Oh, you meant that other thing.

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Maybe if we create some kick-ass Thanksgiving candy, we can regain some ground.

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Writer's Tears is my current favorite.

Or Tullamore Dew Carribean Cask...

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That fountain he used charity money to rerfurb? It's not even in Central Park.

I hope the Iowa donors who gave him their money "for veterans" are suitably furious - but I wouldn't bet on it. They were at a Trump "rally", after all, and basically volunteering to be scammed.

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I wonder if Trump could name one charity, period. Other than his own, of course, which doesn't count anymore.

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Edited for your mental health. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Pare down the pair of pears on the pier in Pierre, South Dakota

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You're a monster.

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If we are lucky he would reach escape velocity.

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While peering at your peers.

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young adult literature libelz!

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is that to the tune of "Oh Canada"?

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