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joeltsprecher's avatar

Had Sessions not been caught in AT LEAST two lies during confirmation process there would have been no special council. Moral of the story? STOP lying about Russian contact during elections.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

'All in all, it's just another dick called Whol.'Personally, I think it scans a little better, but then I might be BIASSS!1!

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Glad I scrolled down; I may be just a little on edge these days (Gen-X, also too).

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Esther's avatar

I know, i just wanted to say it cuz im mad at the mens 😆

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ahughes798's avatar

Some folks here like to blame Boomers for everything. So, in the spirit of turn about is fair play, I dragged the gen x'ers for giving us McGahn. I didn't think it was necessary to do the /s thing, because it's really obvious I was being facetious.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

It had to be said.

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Bagnole's avatar

They have stolen control of the highest judiciary body in the country. Even if they lose congress and the senate and eventually the presidency, having control of SCOTUS will allow them to continue destroying the country.

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phoenix00's avatar

... because they do not like the concept of 'joy' or 'peace'.

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phoenix00's avatar

Stomping is great, stumping is even better.

Because votes.

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phoenix00's avatar

He's saving that for Hillary. And Soros.

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phoenix00's avatar

All. The. Winning. So. Tired. Of. Winning.

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Nick.Trite's avatar

the one thing i will give trump: i genuinely don't think he's mad at sessions for recusing himself from the russia probe. i think trump genuinely thinks that sessions recused himself from being ag at all, and is occupying the post but not doing anything.

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Stulexington's avatar

Yup, she's staying with Wohlzart's hot Canadian girlfriend who really does exist, honest.

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Stulexington's avatar

He's well on his way to the first part, a huge chunk of his 20's is probably going to be spend in jail just from this fuckery with Mueller.

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Stulexington's avatar

So is SNL going to do a skit about this or are they just going to play a copy of it on air because you can't get any more ridiculous than this?

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