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"Little bedwetter Donnie Trump now poops in his jammies. Will polls go up? Stinky! #takingatrump #butlerchangemysheets #owmybottom"

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I prefer whiny ass titty baby.

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"Après moi, le déluge."

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The crazy thing is that Imus, who has already sworn fealty to Trump, gives him a slightly harder time than the mainstream medium.

He almost traps him in a corner but lets him off the hook. This is ten times tougher anything that Trump has gotten from the MSM.

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See, now what have we told you about casting those aspersions on our sacred asparagus?

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Speaking of polls: Hillary by seven. #EatThatDonnie

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Drumpf can't quite seem to recall whether he's apologized to anyone for any of the awful things he's said, although he's pretty sure that he did...

...but he has a vivid memory of exactly how many points he went up in the polls after he said the awful thing to begin with.

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... for those who have lost track, or would enjoy a recap, may I recommend http://www.newscorpse.com/n... ? Come October, Bullshit Mountain (h/t Jon Stewart) should be carved with a (dis)likeness of Dipshit Donnie Drumpf.

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... yes, that much has been established. However, what does this say about the GOP that their "leaders" are struggling to find a way to coalesce behind and support this guy? It's one thing to dismiss the knuckle-dragging Trumpanzees that make up his "poorly educated" base, but how exactly are they different from Republican politicians? Apart from not holding elected office, that is...

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The Republican Party introduced hatred and bigotry into their party in 2010. They destroyed themselves!

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... oh, I think you can look quite a bit further back than 2010 to find evidence of hatred and bigotry in the Republican Party, and so far, it hasn't quite "destroyed" them. I do expect them to keep working at it however, because the Right can never be wrong (according to them). It still doesn't excuse them from trying to spin gold from straw in the case of Donnie Drumpf (more accurately, spin brass from bullshit) - and "unify" behind this deeply-flawed candidate human being.

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I truly believe their hatred for President Obama has destroyed them. President Obama isn't going away. He's just getting started.

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... again, there is no dispute that the GOP hates President Obama. Mitch McTurtle made that quite obvious from Day One. What is in dispute is that it has "destroyed" them. If anything it has made them stronger - among a certain percentage of the population. And yes, the optimist in me hopes that Barack does indeed stick around and continue to fight righteous causes in the future. In or out of the political sphere.

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The stuff of nightmares, that is.

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The center moves to Trump.

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