Morning Wonkers! Here's some things to read while you guzzle coffee and thank Crom that Donald Trump hasn't initiated some apocalyptic catastrophe. Yet! (Remember Dok and Evan are still "vacationing," so posting will continue to be light and NEVER!)
I read that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, intends to extend an invitation to Donald Trump, after he is sworn in, to visit sometime in June or July. The Queen's doctor must have told her she will be dead by then. Either that, or she has discovered they have common German ancestry, which really is possible.
Why did these fools agree to meet Trump "off the record?" Did they think he had suddenly seen the light and become reasonable? His promises and commitments are worthless. The only change is that it's going to get worse.
My first thought when I saw this story. The NYT sucked Donald's shriveled orange cock the entire election with their anti-Hillary bias, and this is the thanks they get. Color me so no surprised.
I read that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, intends to extend an invitation to Donald Trump, after he is sworn in, to visit sometime in June or July. The Queen's doctor must have told her she will be dead by then. Either that, or she has discovered they have common German ancestry, which really is possible.
Perhaps Liz has a plan...https://i.imgflip.com/107z2...
I laughed right out loud at that...and heard the offspring laughing from his room, as well.
But did Trumpolini mention Wonkette?! If he did, I'd expect your viewership and revenues to go up....
https://uploads.disquscdn.c... A Clockwork Orange Hitler?
"What do you mean I can't call the nukes back?"
Why did these fools agree to meet Trump "off the record?" Did they think he had suddenly seen the light and become reasonable? His promises and commitments are worthless. The only change is that it's going to get worse.
Oh, she gave us a dope, alright.
That's a common description of Roger Ailes.
I just read that during one of the depositions regarding Trump "University" his attorneys said they met with Trump in pairs because he lies so much.
Ah, the Help America Vote Act. How soon we forget.
See: Ari Fleischer.
Didn't she just offer to take back the Colonies?
TRUE* STORY: "Prof Kittenschitz" was actually the last name of my university ethics teacher.
(*by "true" I mean in the Trumpanzee sense of true as in complete and utter hogwash)
When the bear climbing up the rocks with his pumpkin dropped it, a woman said, "Sugar!" Why do I have to put up with all this vulgarity?
Oh, and, BTW, fuck Trump.
My first thought when I saw this story. The NYT sucked Donald's shriveled orange cock the entire election with their anti-Hillary bias, and this is the thanks they get. Color me so no surprised.