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Bill Slider's avatar

I read that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, intends to extend an invitation to Donald Trump, after he is sworn in, to visit sometime in June or July. The Queen's doctor must have told her she will be dead by then. Either that, or she has discovered they have common German ancestry, which really is possible.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I laughed right out loud at that...and heard the offspring laughing from his room, as well.

whitroth's avatar

But did Trumpolini mention Wonkette?! If he did, I'd expect your viewership and revenues to go up....

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

"What do you mean I can't call the nukes back?"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Why did these fools agree to meet Trump "off the record?" Did they think he had suddenly seen the light and become reasonable? His promises and commitments are worthless. The only change is that it's going to get worse.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Oh, she gave us a dope, alright.

TundraGrifter's avatar

That's a common description of Roger Ailes.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I just read that during one of the depositions regarding Trump "University" his attorneys said they met with Trump in pairs because he lies so much.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Ah, the Help America Vote Act. How soon we forget.

whitroth's avatar

Didn't she just offer to take back the Colonies?

thixotropic jerk's avatar

TRUE* STORY: "Prof Kittenschitz" was actually the last name of my university ethics teacher.

(*by "true" I mean in the Trumpanzee sense of true as in complete and utter hogwash)

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When the bear climbing up the rocks with his pumpkin dropped it, a woman said, "Sugar!" Why do I have to put up with all this vulgarity?

Oh, and, BTW, fuck Trump.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My first thought when I saw this story. The NYT sucked Donald's shriveled orange cock the entire election with their anti-Hillary bias, and this is the thanks they get. Color me so no surprised.