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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Thin as the gold on a weekend wedding ring." ~ Raymond Chandler

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If that "artist" is still on this side of the dirt, whoever's in charge of starving those artists has some explaining to do!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You could store a couple Trump Foundation charitable donations on that thing!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So tell me, Boris, where is Tim Buktu's helmet stored?? HENGHH??

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Just change our registration, cause everyone knows IOKIYR!

docterry6973's avatar

We're talking about Tebow's batting helmet here?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yeah. Everyone's going nuts he hit a home run on the first pitch he saw. I'm thinking "Yeah, off a 22-year-old kid who has all of 50 innings of professional experience. He then went 0 for 5 the rest of the way. Let me know when he faces an experienced and crafty pitcher."

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Mets probably gave the pitcher kid a thousand bucks to lob one over the plate for Tebow so they can sell a shitload more shirts. Whole thing stinks of a marketing scam.

Stulexington's avatar

Sooo on top of having the foundation buy the painting for himself, he's charging the foundation a "storage fee" to display it at his golf course ... that sounds more illegal not less illegal.

arensb's avatar

Can we just give David Fahrenthold his Pulitzer now, to save time later?

arensb's avatar

Don't forget the pepper mills!

arensb's avatar

Is he going to use this logic on his tax returns as well?

arensb's avatar

Especially when you replace "foundation money" with the more explicit "other people's money".

arensb's avatar

At first I thought you meant "Murder by Death", which he was also excellent in (and let's not forget The Cheap Detective).