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"Thin as the gold on a weekend wedding ring." ~ Raymond Chandler

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If that "artist" is still on this side of the dirt, whoever's in charge of starving those artists has some explaining to do!

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You could store a couple Trump Foundation charitable donations on that thing!

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So tell me, Boris, where is Tim Buktu's helmet stored?? HENGHH??

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Just change our registration, cause everyone knows IOKIYR!

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Good job Lori's friend!

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We're talking about Tebow's batting helmet here?

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Yeah. Everyone's going nuts he hit a home run on the first pitch he saw. I'm thinking "Yeah, off a 22-year-old kid who has all of 50 innings of professional experience. He then went 0 for 5 the rest of the way. Let me know when he faces an experienced and crafty pitcher."

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Mets probably gave the pitcher kid a thousand bucks to lob one over the plate for Tebow so they can sell a shitload more shirts. Whole thing stinks of a marketing scam.

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Sooo on top of having the foundation buy the painting for himself, he's charging the foundation a "storage fee" to display it at his golf course ... that sounds more illegal not less illegal.

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Can we just give David Fahrenthold his Pulitzer now, to save time later?

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Don't forget the pepper mills!

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Is he going to use this logic on his tax returns as well?

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Especially when you replace "foundation money" with the more explicit "other people's money".

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At first I thought you meant "Murder by Death", which he was also excellent in (and let's not forget The Cheap Detective).

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