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His secret message is 'Daddy Trump first,' but that's buried WAY deep in the gummy mess that is his psyche.

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What a (badly-dressed) snowflake!

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The play's the thingWherein you'll catch the conscience... hang on a sec...

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<applause!>

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Given her fashion choices, she herself might be one of them.

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This is the number one comment in this thread!

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If you do the math (I know, I know) what you get is that nothing at all was said or reported upon.

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Dear asteroid:Feel free to try again.

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I was amazed to still see AOL also too. But I guess they're still a big player in *something* to do with electrons. And as of a couple months ago, when Verizon got out of the email business, it's really (non-dialup!) AOL service whenever you see a verizon.net email.

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It's too bad Shakespeare didn't have the word "derp". I feel strongly he could have used it to good effect in that passage.

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bravo

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Maybe she tells her husband. He seems to be no quite with the program.

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Only hookers of Trump's choosing are allowed to leak.

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Did they have to specify the leak came from five sources? I mean, chances are good that, including Sarah, there were six people in that room.

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Wait a minute. Is that chicken crossing the road?

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It's surprising that Trump makes such a big deal of demanding loyalty from everyone around him when his operating mode for life is Trust No One Ever.

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