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So WALL is "designed to absorb heat"? As in, like, from the sun? I didn't think Dodo liked solar power, because it doesn't work at night. You don't think anyone would, for instance, think to climb WALL at, you know, NIGHT, do you?

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He is a fucking monster. Just sayin' it again.

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Maybe they used their cantaloupe-sized calves for leverage?

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Best use of a Fender Jazzmaster I've ever seen.

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"Why did this slat rust so much faster than all the others? Weird. Only a week?! It must have something to do with the President's Sharpie ink, which"*sniff* "...smells just stale urine! Phew!"

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A swarthy brown?

That's not the poolboy Jesus I know from the paintings.

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Nothing that a few thousand guard towers wouldn't fix

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It's a lot easier if you stuff the anchor babby back inside the mom. Just sayin'. That's how they smuggle them in you know, they pack 2 or 3 anchorbabbies inside the mom and once they're over and at a sanctuary city they unpack and let them out so they can feed on a white conservative family and move in.

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No fucking wall! No fucking way!

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Also, too: WHAR clouds?

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I’ll give you something to cry about!

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Congrats

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Maybe there are some experienced Stasi veterans still vertical who can train the guards.

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I prefer a cutting torch myself. I tend to be in a bit of a hurry.

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Why are more Pastafarians not running for public office in PA?

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