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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

So WALL is "designed to absorb heat"? As in, like, from the sun? I didn't think Dodo liked solar power, because it doesn't work at night. You don't think anyone would, for instance, think to climb WALL at, you know, NIGHT, do you?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He is a fucking monster. Just sayin' it again.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe they used their cantaloupe-sized calves for leverage?

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Best use of a Fender Jazzmaster I've ever seen.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Why did this slat rust so much faster than all the others? Weird. Only a week?! It must have something to do with the President's Sharpie ink, which"*sniff* "...smells just stale urine! Phew!"

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A swarthy brown?

That's not the poolboy Jesus I know from the paintings.

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

Nothing that a few thousand guard towers wouldn't fix

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Red Richmond's avatar

It's a lot easier if you stuff the anchor babby back inside the mom. Just sayin'. That's how they smuggle them in you know, they pack 2 or 3 anchorbabbies inside the mom and once they're over and at a sanctuary city they unpack and let them out so they can feed on a white conservative family and move in.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

No fucking wall! No fucking way!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Also, too: WHAR clouds?

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Dianna Deem's avatar

I’ll give you something to cry about!

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Congrats

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Maybe there are some experienced Stasi veterans still vertical who can train the guards.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I prefer a cutting torch myself. I tend to be in a bit of a hurry.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Why are more Pastafarians not running for public office in PA?

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