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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

So WALL is "designed to absorb heat"? As in, like, from the sun? I didn't think Dodo liked solar power, because it doesn't work at night. You don't think anyone would, for instance, think to climb WALL at, you know, NIGHT, do you?

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He is a fucking monster. Just sayin' it again.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe they used their cantaloupe-sized calves for leverage?

Chuck Dickens's avatar

Best use of a Fender Jazzmaster I've ever seen.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Why did this slat rust so much faster than all the others? Weird. Only a week?! It must have something to do with the President's Sharpie ink, which"*sniff* "...smells just stale urine! Phew!"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A swarthy brown?

That's not the poolboy Jesus I know from the paintings.

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

Nothing that a few thousand guard towers wouldn't fix

Red Richmond's avatar

It's a lot easier if you stuff the anchor babby back inside the mom. Just sayin'. That's how they smuggle them in you know, they pack 2 or 3 anchorbabbies inside the mom and once they're over and at a sanctuary city they unpack and let them out so they can feed on a white conservative family and move in.

Dianna Deem's avatar

No fucking wall! No fucking way!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Also, too: WHAR clouds?

Dianna Deem's avatar

I’ll give you something to cry about!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Maybe there are some experienced Stasi veterans still vertical who can train the guards.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I prefer a cutting torch myself. I tend to be in a bit of a hurry.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Why are more Pastafarians not running for public office in PA?