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Rocks?Chunks of concrete?Trump’s balls? (probably not, too small for use...)

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A broom and dustpan.

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A paper bag would be quicker and better.

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And he would probably spell oriental as c***k.

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lots and lots of swiffers?

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No taxpayer funds to the corrupt? Now we know why he brags about not taking a salary.

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Dirt. Same as always.

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Stepford wife.

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That's a real oldy. My father (born in 1910) used to use that line./

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I'm hoping Nancy and Adam have a long list of articles of impeachment ready to bring seriatim and keep going until next January or January 2025 if need be.

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Trump doesn't like Puerto Rico or its people. I suspect he believes Barron's real father was Puerto Rican.

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Statehood? After these multiple insults it deserves independence.

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They prolly quit. 'I know more about makeup than anyone!'

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I was hoping he would go back to Puerto Rico and throw some more paper towels

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I wonder if the reason the Trump gang doesn't want any money going to Puerto Rico is that they confuse it with that other big Caribbean island full of left-leaning brown (and dark brown) people. Come to think of it, PR might be better off it it annexed itself to Cuba.

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