Ahhh, there he is! The Stupidest Man On The Internet returns! Where ta been, SMOTI? You don't mind if I call you SMOTI, do you? Say, what about that gambling debt you have with Wonkette?
Have you paid up, I'm sure we can work you an installment plan.
Brutal honesty from me...if I thought Nikki could win the nomination instead of Trump, I'd be very afraid she could beat Biden. She's young, which seems to be the only qualification to be President to some people.
BUT she is a female lady, which is a disqualification. And of another race (according to Trump) which is another disqualification.
I haven't read down far enough (I usually do but I'm more pressed for time right now) but, does Trump realize that the first president who was actually born an American citizen was Martin Van Buren (#8)? That most of the earlier presidents, especially, had parents—at least one—who were born in Europe? That since then, there have been many more who have had at least one parent born in another country? That it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER where the parents were born, as long as the President (or Presidential candidate) was born on American soil? I hope he didn't have high hopes for his own kids (excluding Tiffany—as usual) because their mothers were born in Eastern Europe. is he THAT FUCKING STUPID that he doesn't realize that? And finally, does Trump mean that taking away birthright citizenship will include his own kids or not?
Whadda mean we can't call someone by their given BIRTH name, Donald? Ok, you're the boss of this article and I'm not here to debate you.
It was a matter of time before Trump would find a sexist or racist trope to throw out. He essentially mocked Christie due to his weight issues, as if that mattered. Nikki, (who I have called by her birth name in the past, to be fully honest here, because it's her birth name and not to mock her. It's REALITY) Haley is not an American Indian, so that'll be coming from Trump soon. Same with Vivek R.. Trump's going to do it. I have $1.00 here saying he's going to do it. He will say something incredibly ignorant and hurtful, like "How"! Mark my words. He''s a pathetic gutter monkey (my apologies to gutter monkeys).
If someone was trans, their birth name was Roberta but now they went by Rob, would you still insist on calling them by the birth name because "it's REALITY"? And if not, how is this different from calling Nikki Haley by her birth name when she doesn't use it?
No, I call Nikki Haley "Nikki" today. When I get irate with her, it's her birth name. It's like a Billy being called William by his mom when she's po'd with him. Why doesn't she use her birth name anyway? Is she embarrassed by her birth name? Is she trying to be deceitful? I'm not aware that she's Trans so why bring that up anyway? If she was Trans and I knew she was, I would call her whatever she wants to be called. What's it your business what I call her anyway? Stephen specifically asked not to use her Birth name, so I didn't. I owned up to using her birth name in the past and I didn't need to do so. You needed an argument! Oh, and sometimes I call Ted KKKruz Raphael too. Let me know if you have an issue with that as well!
This Billy probably wouldn't appreciate a stranger calling him "William" when he specifically doesn't use that name. The stranger isn't his mother. Also, using the full name to express frustration is different than deliberately using a name because it sounds more foreign than the other. I mean, that's the whole reason people use "Nimrata" and it's a cheap shot.
I suppose he might, if he can overcome his racism and sexism and fear someone might overshadow him. But he IS cynical enough to do it if he thought it would give him a better chance at victory.
Ted Cruz, a hagfish with facial hair, was legit born in Canada. His father was a Cuban national. His mother may (or may not) have renounced her American citizenship.
He's not qualified to be POTUS on a number of fronts. At this point, Canada doesn't want him, either.
Let’s just pass a constitutional amendment that says you can’t be president unless you’re so white you own cargo shorts with 15 or more pockets, listen to nothing but Hall & Oates and consider Applebees fine dining.
That oughta put the birther controversy to bed once and for all.
I will be unsurprised when a salacious rumor about Haley doing sex starts making the rounds on Truth Social Disease. She’s not only not white, she’s not a man - endless angles from which to question her fitness for office.
I suppose it wouldn’t help to point out that most people who run for president are past the age of having times of the month. Also that would be acceting their premise. Also they aren’t familiar with women having buttons.
Ahhh, there he is! The Stupidest Man On The Internet returns! Where ta been, SMOTI? You don't mind if I call you SMOTI, do you? Say, what about that gambling debt you have with Wonkette?
Have you paid up, I'm sure we can work you an installment plan.
So does this mean Trump is worried about Haley?
"...even if she’s spent the past few weeks dressed in Scarlet O’Hara’s drapes."
I laughed. Thanks, Stephen!
Brutal honesty from me...if I thought Nikki could win the nomination instead of Trump, I'd be very afraid she could beat Biden. She's young, which seems to be the only qualification to be President to some people.
BUT she is a female lady, which is a disqualification. And of another race (according to Trump) which is another disqualification.
HRC won the popular vote in 2016! A Republican woman could also benefit from the Electoral College bias toward the GOP.
And right-wing loons like Marsha Blackburn have defeated men in deep-red states. I think it's less gender and more ideology.
I haven't read down far enough (I usually do but I'm more pressed for time right now) but, does Trump realize that the first president who was actually born an American citizen was Martin Van Buren (#8)? That most of the earlier presidents, especially, had parents—at least one—who were born in Europe? That since then, there have been many more who have had at least one parent born in another country? That it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER where the parents were born, as long as the President (or Presidential candidate) was born on American soil? I hope he didn't have high hopes for his own kids (excluding Tiffany—as usual) because their mothers were born in Eastern Europe. is he THAT FUCKING STUPID that he doesn't realize that? And finally, does Trump mean that taking away birthright citizenship will include his own kids or not?
You make the mistake of believing that MAGAts care about facts along with their racism
Unfortunately, you are right about that. :-(
I wish I wasn't
"[I]s he THAT FUCKING STUPID..."
Is this a trick question?
can someone more skilled than me photoshop a bunch of trump campaign posters onto a photo of her on the telephone looking unhappy, please? no reason.
Whadda mean we can't call someone by their given BIRTH name, Donald? Ok, you're the boss of this article and I'm not here to debate you.
It was a matter of time before Trump would find a sexist or racist trope to throw out. He essentially mocked Christie due to his weight issues, as if that mattered. Nikki, (who I have called by her birth name in the past, to be fully honest here, because it's her birth name and not to mock her. It's REALITY) Haley is not an American Indian, so that'll be coming from Trump soon. Same with Vivek R.. Trump's going to do it. I have $1.00 here saying he's going to do it. He will say something incredibly ignorant and hurtful, like "How"! Mark my words. He''s a pathetic gutter monkey (my apologies to gutter monkeys).
If someone was trans, their birth name was Roberta but now they went by Rob, would you still insist on calling them by the birth name because "it's REALITY"? And if not, how is this different from calling Nikki Haley by her birth name when she doesn't use it?
No, I call Nikki Haley "Nikki" today. When I get irate with her, it's her birth name. It's like a Billy being called William by his mom when she's po'd with him. Why doesn't she use her birth name anyway? Is she embarrassed by her birth name? Is she trying to be deceitful? I'm not aware that she's Trans so why bring that up anyway? If she was Trans and I knew she was, I would call her whatever she wants to be called. What's it your business what I call her anyway? Stephen specifically asked not to use her Birth name, so I didn't. I owned up to using her birth name in the past and I didn't need to do so. You needed an argument! Oh, and sometimes I call Ted KKKruz Raphael too. Let me know if you have an issue with that as well!
This Billy probably wouldn't appreciate a stranger calling him "William" when he specifically doesn't use that name. The stranger isn't his mother. Also, using the full name to express frustration is different than deliberately using a name because it sounds more foreign than the other. I mean, that's the whole reason people use "Nimrata" and it's a cheap shot.
Ok, point taken. I specifically said I call her "Nikki". But isn't TFG and PAB the same thing?
Gonna get awkward when he taps her for VP candidate.
I suppose he might, if he can overcome his racism and sexism and fear someone might overshadow him. But he IS cynical enough to do it if he thought it would give him a better chance at victory.
Thanks for NOTE. I've seem too many attacks on Haley using her birth name. That's as racist as Trump.
That honestly took a lot longer than I expected
Me too
"Please no "clever" reminders that Nikki's name is also "Nimrata." We refer to people by the name they choose."
Umm, this is patently untrue. We refer to EVERYONE by a bunch of different nicknames, especially the politicians we don't agree with.
Except Ted Cruz. Cause fuck that guy.
Nimrata is a beautiful name, it's a shame she felt she couldn't go by it.
Ted Cruz, a hagfish with facial hair, was legit born in Canada. His father was a Cuban national. His mother may (or may not) have renounced her American citizenship.
He's not qualified to be POTUS on a number of fronts. At this point, Canada doesn't want him, either.
Lord knows, we don't
I believe the citizenship status of his mother is a legitimate concern, but it just doesn't gain traction anywhere. Completely ignored, actually.
My chosen name is Bigkus Dickus.
Fwom Wome?
We have no Wonald.
We have no Weginald.
We have no Wudolph the Wed Nosed Weindeer.
Let’s just pass a constitutional amendment that says you can’t be president unless you’re so white you own cargo shorts with 15 or more pockets, listen to nothing but Hall & Oates and consider Applebees fine dining.
That oughta put the birther controversy to bed once and for all.
Do I have to like to play golf too?
That would help yes
Nikki Haley running against PAB is like Hunter Biden crashing the House Un-American Activities Committee hearing.
See, it steals the narrative. Instead of talking about the vote to hold Hunter in contempt, the media is going to talk about Hunter’s finger.
I will be unsurprised when a salacious rumor about Haley doing sex starts making the rounds on Truth Social Disease. She’s not only not white, she’s not a man - endless angles from which to question her fitness for office.
"Do you really want a woman with The Button at that time of the month?" is probably more than enough for a lot of Trumpers.
I suppose it wouldn’t help to point out that most people who run for president are past the age of having times of the month. Also that would be acceting their premise. Also they aren’t familiar with women having buttons.