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Also not runny.

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Not another line of sicko German porn!

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All we are is farts in the wind..

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Awesome!

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And risk journalism happening?

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*cough*Verily, I say unto you...As a former Southern Baptist (until the Age of Reason) I was immersed in the King James version of the bible. It is, most Evangelicals will tell you, the only divinely inspired version of the bible there is. Not only do they become moderately literate in the lingo, but they associate it with all holy speech. As a reminder, that version hit the presses in 1611, so yes, the vocabulary and (sometimes) grammar is early 17th century.

Which you probably knew already.

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Keep this up and I will tell Hillary Clinton that you have dirt on her.

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Me too. I could tell a Huey by its sound by age five (my dad was an instructor pilot at Ft. Rucker, so that was a given). I grew up to be a mechanic on that model when I was enlisted. I trained at Ft. Rucker and even found my old house. I can still hear a Huey coming long before I see it, although they are rare now. I can also tell a Chinook, Blackhawk and Apache by their sound because I live close enough to Ft. Hood that they are (excuse the pun) frequent flyers.

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Donnnie's tax returns?

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Imagine the hilarity if a thumbdrive DID appear, filled with evidence that brought down the entire Drumph regime?

I might actually have to start believing in god...

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March 11???

CJ had press briefings every day. Just sayin'.

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Bistros and Bonobos

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You're more likely to exfil his scat porn.

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Did they fly Twin Hueys out of there as well? Wonderfully butch-sounding machines, I always thought.

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You wanted to learn how to surf?

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As far is Trump sycophant's go, I don't really care, do you? I'm starting at the bottom and cannot find a reason to give one single fuck about any of them. ANYONE ELSE IN 2020.

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