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That there is a legitimate thing. I can't stand seeing flags hanging from people's houses, though. I find it tacky as hell.

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To attempt to individually track and distinctly attribute certain business-related costs as specifically identifiable to a certain customer group is not practical, nor would it even be possible without an inordinate amount of time, resources and specialists, which would still be subject to some measure of estimation and cost allocation methodology.

Of course, it there was the possibility to sell the information about specific clients for an incredible amount of money to marketers, it would be doable like Ivanka.

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Ain't technology grand?

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I liked Don't-Give-A-Fuck Obama. I also like Trolling Obama.

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He was going to approve that deep discount on the stinger missile order anyway, so there's no quid pro quo.

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I went to one of the first McDonald's as a kid. Just a walk-up window to order, no inside seating. Hamburger = 15 cents, fries = 15 cents, drink = 15 cents.

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I have a framed miniature copy of the Declaration of Independence on my office wall.

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Someone tried to tell me that tweets don't mean as much as normal statements. As someone who's been sued and had those same things used against them, I was able to inform them that everything you say or have said ever ever ever can be used against you in a court of law.

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Corruption, wilful ignorance, and pussy-grabbing is just about all that makes up The Donald's "professional" life.

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We need is someone who knows all the shit on Trump to tell the courts all the shit on Trump.

You know, a stool pigeon!

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I was gonna suggest Microsoft Excel, but that's just me.

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Does it start with "Im" and end with "peachment?"

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Bannon has a private e-mail server.

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I don't understand how this Constitution stuff, and this nonsense about "laws" applies to our glorious and revered supreme leader when none of it mentions him by name. Is that even fair?

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alright already . . . we'll slot him in after the Elijah Cummings run.

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