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When Trump is dictator, even that won't be private.

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Sometimes I like to play the long game. Have fun.

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this was awesome. as always.

i came out of my comey induced snit corner of media boycott to listen this weekend. i was utterly sucked in - as always (and terrified).

however i am now back in my cone of silence watching my favorite tv / film projects like something something tarentino. or pitch perfect. or LOTR.

(nerd. out)

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the tin foil hats are either working too well, or not enough. that's why i gots me a gen-you-wine surplus steel pot helmet.

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Oh goddess, whats she screeching about now?

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"Herr Fuhrer...they...they..."

"Herr Fuhrer, Twitter itself has suspended your account."

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Well when you figure in Romney's "47%," it works out perfectly.

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Everything is slow in Hawai'i. Best to order your second Mai-Tai before you order your first.

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I like this idea a lot. Would pay to watch. A+++.

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Naturally, Trump would object that women were involved in analyzing the emails. "UNFAIR!"

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Keep an eye on DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom. I'm hoping they will be tempted.

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“Yeah no shit, Carol,”(Carol, of course, being the neighbor across the street who agreed to take Mr. Holmes' messages when he was out...)

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Yeah, they're skeptical that a computer could sort through 650K emails in less than a millennium, yet they have no trouble accepting the notion that Jack Bauer could get from one end of LA to the other by car in six minutes during the middle of the day on a weekday.

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tRump and Flynn are the kind of sad old people we tech guys call "twelve o'clock flashers."

From Urban Dictionary:"A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered."

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Them is also good for makin' soup or holdin' your shavin' water.

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IKR. i had a kevlar helmet. no cooking in that.

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