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Gem Corker's avatar

I'm in the UK and missed that Trump has got another bimbo prosecutor to incompetently do his stupid bidding - but her name is HALLIGAN??

If you want a fun time tonight, go watch Mandalore Gaming's playthrough of "The Mystery of the Druids" on YouTube (it's a point & click adventure game from the late 90s). Now, every time you'll hear her name you'll hear the exasperated Chief of Scotland Yard pleading for Detective Halligan to tell him that he did not, in fact, poison a homeless man to steal his small change so he can use a payphone.

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Gem Corker's avatar

I'm in the UK and had missed that Trump's got another useless

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littlerice vice's avatar

Can we refer to JAMES COMEY as DEFENDANT HAM SANDWICH?

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Andy the Alchemist's avatar

These morons have deligitimized the nations entire legal system with bullshit like this. How can anyone ever trust anything they say ever again?

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"..a very serious and far reaching lie for which a very big price must be paid!" There's no way in hell trump wrote that post.

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seemefeelme's avatar

Sorry if this has been said, but James Comey looooooves the spotlight, savoring his cue here I’m sure!

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

PRO TIP: When you are accused of being a mob boss, unmitigated rage and carrying out a years-long vendetta may work to your disadvantage in proving otherwise.

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump doesn't have what it takes to be a "mob boss" First and foremost he talks too much, and could never follow the primary rule, "Omerta" Secondly, openly cheating on your wife is highly frowned upon. If you engage in affairs, it has to be on the DL. Siciialan Mafia capos are usually married to a woman from another Sicialian family. Marrying outside of the cirle is also discouraged. When you cheat on her it's effrontery to her family

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RRJKR's avatar

Comey surely cost Hillary Clinton the win in 2016. He did more to put Trump in office in 2016 than Charlie Kirk did in 2024 If you help Trump, he will eventually turn on you with a vengeance, so what are there people still willing to help him?

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Michael Englander's avatar

Sure, this is meritless harassment, but for the guy who may have cost Hillary Clinton the Presidency, I’m feeling what she’s probably feeling right now: schadenfreude.

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Tessie's avatar

So what's the consensus among the Wonketariat?

Do we think Comey will just roll over and point to his jugular, or...?

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Tessie's avatar

Lord Goldfish wants to LOCK HIM UP!! Comey for being so tall.

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"M"'s avatar

So petty and insecure

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Tessie's avatar

On the plus side, now we have leeway to return to ignoring Carlos Kurt.

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Tessie's avatar

"In what kind of marriage, to what kind of man, does a spouse conclude there is only a 99 percent chance her husband didn’t do that?"

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Is he terrible at math, or a complete dunderhead about human nature, or just a complete dunderhead?

There is a 99.9% chance T***p DID do it, and the "escort" that Epstein procured for him knows that, and doesn't CARE.

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Tessie's avatar

"As he extended his hand, I made a mental note to check its size."

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Oh, Jimmy, you BITCH!

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Tessie's avatar

"How Comey didn’t see this coming is a bit of a mystery."

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If nothing else, Mike Pinch should have served as an abject* lesson in the value of "loyalty" to the troglodytes of MAGA.

*I am aware that "object lesson" is the correct phrase, but honesty compels me to let it stand as is.

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