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This is why the only thing I tweet about is Project Runway.

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"...to give you a sense of the logic animating this administration."...to give you a sense of the Insane Troll Logic animating this administration.FIFY Dok

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I have been spending my day (mentally, at least) in my Reylo happy place, only to be told that, per the novelization of TROS, Rey only kised Ben out of "gratitude" for saving her, and their kiss was not meant to be romantic in any way. Fuck that noise!

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Arrrgh!

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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but I encourage you to spend your days in your happy place. Also too, I heard on the news tonight that excessive kissing and hugging is discouraged, because coronavirus. Please let Rey and Ben know.

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i'm pretty sure there's a dr who story in here, but i'm still gobsmacked by timeless children

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Anyone who says CO2 is not harmful should be willing to get into a box filled only with CO2 and see how long they last. Did you see that story about the Russian influencer who threw chunks of dry ice (frozen CO2) into the pool and 3 people died from LACK OF O2, because CO2 DISPLACES O2. In fact 2 of the people in the pool went into distress immediately after the CO2 was thrown in the pool.

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Vey iz mir. Gevalt.

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You have to protect your sanity. Wonkette is my place for stuff going on in the world. The rest of my world is candy crush, project runway and rupaul's drag race.

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Surely finding a safe partner to isolate with (rather than quarantine, look it up) will make the isolation more pleasant. But if you pick the right isolation partner(s), there will eventually be kissing and hugging. The trick is to avoid contact with outsiders until the wave of contagion passes.

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That's the one thing I haven't tweeted about, yet, no matter how annoying I find Sergio to be.

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Sergio is something else but he never bullied anybody. It was great to see Karma work in real time for Delvin and Brittany. I mean WTH with Brittany always coming for Nancy? Brittany of all people with her abusive childhood should know better than to be abusive to others. Back to Sergio, I really loved his third dress on the runway this week in his mini collection. That sparkly twirl was everything! I literally gasped. I am project runway obsessed. Best to you and hope you are well. :)

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Oh I know - I got Project Runway obsessed, too, although I always start out just marking time until Top Chef comes back.

You're right that as annoying as Sergio was, he was kind to people and didn't bully... and oh yes, I was so tired of Brittany (especially) and Delvin's snotty judgmentalism. And yes... that dress - and some of his other dresses - were just gorgeous.

I was happy the way it all worked out - the four collections were really interesting and different, and all had beautiful elements. I was happy Geoffrey won, though ... I'd have been happy had Nancy won, too, and I even wouldn't have hated it if either of the other two did.

Best to you, too! Stay well! :-)

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The half that don't care are No True Chicagoans.

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Melania can be a mom? The replicants can have babies now?

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Oh wow FUCK HIM

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