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They will need wee tiny cuffs that won't slide right over his hands.

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I'm hoping that there are ripple effects we are not yet aware of.

If they get hit hard enough on punitive damages, it may make a difference.

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I actually read that one to her. Verbatim.

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Yes Virginia, there is a Shit-Hit Fan

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Can we all just agree that Donald Trump is a lowlife piece of crap and electing him POTUS was just a huge collective mistake, and move on Really sick of hearing about or from him

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After all the dots are teed and the eyes are crossed, we're still gonna hafta wait for the ink to dry before we find out if PAB'll be infuckingdicted.

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With one significant alteration, are you quoting a press release from the Catholic Center Party of Germany, circa 1933?

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Yep, the handwriting is on the wall.

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I don’t think that the “Never Trump” label is the flex/burn that they think it is. For example, I don’t know if ANYONE who would consider themselves NEVER RMONTCAL, save perhaps a few of my flunking 7th grade algebra students.

That there is an entire class of people who f’ing hate you says A LOT.

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I first read this as “nipple effects”.

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You have to question how smart any lawyer going to work for Trump can be. Not only is he not going to pay you, but you're going to have to get your own lawyers and might end up disbarred yourself.

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Read her this...

"Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,..." https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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I did see someone yesterday say that this is how it is going to be revealed that Trump has been in charge all along. Something something Military will not allow him to be arrested something something will show Biden was never President at all, something something Trump Uber Allies!

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FOX NEWS : "We have been lying to you all along"

FOX NEWS VIEWERS: "No you haven't"

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