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Keith Taylor's avatar

Oh, Judas Iscariot on a Harley Davidson. That bloke. Yes, I place him now. When things that live under wet rocks see him coming, I don't doubt they flinch.

Chris Hertz's avatar

Wow some dumb moron makes a webpage calls it wonkette and spews stupidity on it. Just another leftist fake news website!

Ducksworthy's avatar

Or it could be chloracne from Agent Orange. Former associates of certain Russians have been known to suffer from this. Or just exposure to Agent Orange Himself.

fuflans's avatar

that's a blood pressure reducer right there.

seriously, my outrage level just dropped to about...nothing.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Dunno… could be the mark of Cain.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

I'll never doubt Roger Stone again when he says "we are lesion."

MC Planck's avatar

"days of high fevers, delirium, night sweats"

Sounds like the early stages of a guilty conscience. But Stone got over it. As they all do.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

What a whiner!

Yo Roger! No one poisoned you! Count your birthdays again and you will find you got OLD!That crap on your skin? Old age. Go see a dermatologist and quit grossing us out.The delirium and fever? Old age again. Old People get sick. Deal with it.Every little thing you whine about has a perfectly rational explanation when you consider how OLD you have become.

Unlike me your old age is going to be a real medley of aches, pains and skin blemishes.I, on the other hand, have aged beautifully. Health, Love, Purpose are just some of the rewards for my clean living. I scrupulously avoided any personal contact with Nixon. I got plenty of rest and drank plenty of water. You didn't and now you must pay for your rash choices.

I have maintained my shallow, superficial outer and inner beauty while you deteriorate like the reverse picture of Dorian Gray.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

He should be that lucky.

I think it is some kind of karmic payback for his evil.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I took French lessons in high school.

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The Home of the Power Dump.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

My expert diagnosis, ala Dr. Senator Bill Frist's of Terri Schiavo, is that Stone needs to cut back from 20 Hershey Bars a day in his diet.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Not likely. Another draft dodging slime who never spent a millisecond in uniform, let alone the 'Nam.

Dazza's avatar

Is it man-flu?Cheezus, what a drama queen. He gets the flu and it HAS to be Polonium poisoning 'cause he feels so bad. Grow a pair, ya big girl's blouse.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

2nd-worst, actually. The worst one won. "The best of Macleod" my dick.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

We want to know if the shit works is all.