Sad. There's hot breaking news in the saga of Donald Trump Jr.
My swimsuit area is all tingly with this latest development. Who knew that watching turd-cannons stamp on their own dicks would be so titillating.
Jared's in even more hot water. This is proof he lied on intelligence clearance thingees. If anything, it's junior bringing down Jared.
I thought I was weird for being into horny babes in heels, but to each their own.
Also, when the news isn't horrifying, it's amazing. What a time to be alive.
Eastern promises
OK, so I gives you an up-vote partially because of your post, but mainly because you have the bestest moniker ever!
My Grandma always said to wear clean underpants. That's good home training right there.
To paraphrase Longfellow (a fellow Maine-uh) - The mills grind slow, but exceedingly small...and Mueller has a bunch of top shelf people to do the grinding.
In Russia, they collude with you! Wait...
Sues using the legal tactic of "res poloniumus?"
Doesn't the 5th Amendment say "your Tweets can't be used against you?"
If anyone described me as the Donald Trump of wherever-I-live, I'd be insulted as fuck.
Pay? Remember, this is Trump.
Of course. It's not like his name's Donald Trump.
Uh, you know what I mean.
The Napoleon cosplayer?
So, Glenn's saving grace is he hasn't been accused of rape yet?
Was that when you liked reading Salon?
My swimsuit area is all tingly with this latest development. Who knew that watching turd-cannons stamp on their own dicks would be so titillating.
Jared's in even more hot water. This is proof he lied on intelligence clearance thingees. If anything, it's junior bringing down Jared.
I thought I was weird for being into horny babes in heels, but to each their own.
Also, when the news isn't horrifying, it's amazing. What a time to be alive.
Eastern promises
OK, so I gives you an up-vote partially because of your post, but mainly because you have the bestest moniker ever!
My Grandma always said to wear clean underpants. That's good home training right there.
To paraphrase Longfellow (a fellow Maine-uh) - The mills grind slow, but exceedingly small...and Mueller has a bunch of top shelf people to do the grinding.
In Russia, they collude with you! Wait...
Sues using the legal tactic of "res poloniumus?"
Doesn't the 5th Amendment say "your Tweets can't be used against you?"
If anyone described me as the Donald Trump of wherever-I-live, I'd be insulted as fuck.
Pay? Remember, this is Trump.
Of course. It's not like his name's Donald Trump.
Uh, you know what I mean.
The Napoleon cosplayer?
So, Glenn's saving grace is he hasn't been accused of rape yet?
Was that when you liked reading Salon?