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My swimsuit area is all tingly with this latest development. Who knew that watching turd-cannons stamp on their own dicks would be so titillating.

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Jared's in even more hot water. This is proof he lied on intelligence clearance thingees. If anything, it's junior bringing down Jared.

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I thought I was weird for being into horny babes in heels, but to each their own.

Also, when the news isn't horrifying, it's amazing. What a time to be alive.

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Eastern promises

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OK, so I gives you an up-vote partially because of your post, but mainly because you have the bestest moniker ever!

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My Grandma always said to wear clean underpants. That's good home training right there.

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To paraphrase Longfellow (a fellow Maine-uh) - The mills grind slow, but exceedingly small...and Mueller has a bunch of top shelf people to do the grinding.

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In Russia, they collude with you! Wait...

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Sues using the legal tactic of "res poloniumus?"

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Doesn't the 5th Amendment say "your Tweets can't be used against you?"

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If anyone described me as the Donald Trump of wherever-I-live, I'd be insulted as fuck.

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Pay? Remember, this is Trump.

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Of course. It's not like his name's Donald Trump.

Uh, you know what I mean.

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The Napoleon cosplayer?

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So, Glenn's saving grace is he hasn't been accused of rape yet?

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Was that when you liked reading Salon?

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