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And tax returns...

First debate should include surprise drug tests.

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No one could have known, though...

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Ultimately Trump will surround himself only with immediate family.

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Obligatory (apologies if someone beat me to it). https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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You misspelled "ruin". In which case, yes.

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Even bettah!

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You were unaware of that?

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Guy has fake hair, fake intelligence, fake staff... nothing about Trump is real. Certainly not his bone spurs deferment. But he's done so much damage to our system of governance that bone spurs are probably the least of it, though indicative.

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That's our Trumpollini.

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Another person NOT fired by Trump directly. This makes a grand total of zero people he has fired to their face. The fat, propulsive sack of backed up KFC grease is the biggest coward in the Universe. What a useless waste of fat.

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I do enjoy Val Kilmer's Doc holliday.

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LOL. Sadly, mine. I stepped on it in the barn and got a good-sized gouge to the foot.

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That brings back memories for me too. My Grandma Nina's weapon of choice was a hoe.

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True! They are already drinking straight from the Raid can. It's a tough little crowd.

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You're most welcome.

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I wonder how many centuries of experience Trump and his criminal admin have forced out the door at the State Department, EPA, you name it. Just hemorrhaging the people who actually know what the fuck they're doing and are dedicated to public service.

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