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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Nope, sorry, that's a "they've been doing it to us for decades, and now they've shown us they're willing to do it to you, Donnie, no matter how much you pout."

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Love that the judge uses the value of Merde-a-Lardo that Donnie himself insisted upon when arguing with the Palm Beach tax assessor. Junior is bullshitting the drooling idiots who listen to him, whining about the $18MM number, as if the judge pulled it out of the air – when in fact Donnie pulled it out of his ass.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Stick a fork in him. He's done. And it looks like his lawyers are going to be his cell mates.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Remember, this is all civil. Jail is not one of the choices. For that, you need a separate proceeding and a higher level of proof.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Hyperbole carried me away like an express tornado to OZ. Still, there will be other trials.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I defer to the greater expertise of real litigators, but I'm pretty sure that isn't provided for by relevant (or irrelevant) statutes. It is true, however, that Arlo Guthrie had to pick up the garbage, so maybe?

Robert Eckert's avatar

That was a criminal case. That's why he was sent to the Group W bench with the mother-rapers, father-stabbers, and father-rapers.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

It occurs to me that having all your business certificates cancelled probably counts as pretty effective public humiliation, not that the nasty, vindictive part of me that I try to keep in check wouldn't enjoy the orange suited street sweeping, especially if you add a new haircut and take away all his makeup. Livestream it on pay-per-view and use the proceeds to register voters, pay for abortions and who knows what else. I don't think the Eighth Amendment would be offended yet.

Tessie's avatar

"Eric Trump insisting that his daddy’s trash palace is worth a billion dollars β€” overvaluing the property, which is incidentally what this case is about, DUMBASS ERIC"

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The Trump boys are basically Mom's sons from "Futurama".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmXJV5uhJoI&ab_channel=AaronAlbritton-Matthews

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Mom's sons from "Futurama" libelz!

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Tessie's avatar

I'm from NJ.

I can pronounce my Rs; I just put them in everything.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. FO time is nigh.

David's avatar

they can do this to you." If any of you sign bank documents or file tax forms riddled with lies for ten years and then insult the court officials and the judge you might (should) get into trouble. Name is only objective element filed and it fluctuates with his reputation. Saudis cut trump out of golf tourneys next year. Maybe they had inside info.

Coffee mugs. 2/$1.00.

Five cent deposit's avatar

thus endeth the readings and the trumpets sounded forth

1st light's avatar

But HOW BIG is that objective number?

Dave M's avatar

I like the separate paragraph given to the single sentence "Apparently, the point was not received."

HoΝ›gΝ¦Ν₯eΝ¬Ν’yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠xΝ”'s avatar

Ooooo. It seems like we’ve started the Finding Out phase. Goody!

Peon's avatar

I'll believe it when there are real consequences. They're just reincorporating in Delaware.

HoΝ›gΝ¦Ν₯eΝ¬Ν’yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠xΝ”'s avatar

Fine, but they can’t take any of the assets with them, and not even Deutsche Bank will touch him now.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Capt. Renault's avatar

Professionally speaking, that’s judge’s law-talkin’ is fucking hot. He had me at β€˜risible’.

I’ll be in my bunk.

Robert Eckert's avatar

preposterous... obstreperous... bogus... ooh baby

PropellerVigo's avatar

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In a footnote, Engoron notes that during oral arguments, Trump lawyer Christopher Kise admitted that square footage is an objective number, not just a general vibe.

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Use of the word "admitted" in this context is why Christopher Kise got that $3million retainer, apparently. Though, he couldn't hold the line on that absurdity as he has with all the others.

MeanQweenKristine's avatar

This development today warmed the cockles and sub-cockles of my heart. There is nothing more satisfying than sweet lady Justice, justice-ing all over some putrid son of a gun who so richly deserves it, and no one deserves it more in this moment than this sniveling orange bawbag. Good times!

diane's avatar

"Bawbag"? I likes! I'm stealin'!