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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Pray like this church advises.

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Jgb979's avatar

The joke

Your head

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

It’s not even 1-dimensional chess. Can his brain actually be operating as a zero-dimensional point?

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Zyxomma's avatar

I never thought I'd read a Pink Floyd lyric applied to Graham. Thanks $5F.

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Zombishroom's avatar

'OH, WAIT! We are now getting word that these stupidass tariffs will magically re-open American car plants and solve our drug problem. They'll even cure psoriasis and help you gain the confidence to meet the woman of your dreams!'FDF is wonderful. Sometimes I don't think I'm smart enough to read her brilliant words and then she brings me back with a joke. Great writing!

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Martin Chambers's avatar

I don't know why everyone pitches such a bitch because tRump repeatedly calls his self a "stable genius?" Why I have it on good authority that he is a master at handling manure, everytime he opens his mouth he spreads bull shit. Not so sure how he is at other chores in the stable though, such as raking yellow straw over bald areas.Mrs. MC

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mailman27's avatar

Throw the bum out.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Also, CARFAX advertises on Fox News.

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sarafina's avatar

'OH, WAIT! We are now getting word that these stupidass tariffs will magically re-open American car plants and solve our drug problem. They'll even cure psoriasis and help you gain the confidence to meet the woman of your dreams!'

Gosh, I'm surprised one of our smart former presidents didn't think of this!!

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sarafina's avatar

These tariffs will end up hurting domestic manufacturing and costing jobs.

WRONG!!! You know The Dotard-in-Chief would NEVER allow such a thing!!!!!

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sarafina's avatar

Especially if he's not white.

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sarafina's avatar

So how has that resolved? Farmers go out of biz or did they stop that crazy hardass nonsense?

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BullDyke Odell's avatar

sucky time for Democrats to absolutely suck on these sorts of issues having abandoned the project for identity and bullshit. I am sure abortion and reparations will be a great counter point to all of this.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Stockholm Syndrome? propaganda?

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Eric Paul's avatar

So, Trumpo says all those US automakers need to move their plants from Mexico back to the U.S. of A. Are they going to leave all the equipment in Mexico and buy all new machinery and robotics for the new US plants, or are the automakers going to have to pay the 5% to 25% tariff on any equipment they bring back here?

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Melania lets him rub his yellow toenails against her legs one night in July,

BLEAGHH! Put up a trigger warning before you write something that disgusting!

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