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The space force attacking mars?

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Those pallets of $100 bills that disappeared in Iraq.

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How does he have the eye brows of an 85 yr old man at 16?

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*chefkiss*

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I think the lesson to learn here is that they kill people for money regardless of who is paying it. Seems pretty straight forward to me.

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Doesn't everybody?

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I read somewhere recently (WaPo?) that trump doesn't understand that Putin's in the payback business, for Russia's little trip on the Afghanistan tilt-a-whirl.

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Was Alfa Bank involved?

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Ta, Liz. Verified thanks for a thankless job.

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When I want something to be unverified, I stick my fingers in my ears; squeeze my eyes shut; pretend I can't smell anything; and, keep repeating, "La lala la la."

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A completely selfish fucking lunatic, with enough brain cells still functioning to continue being completely selfish -- barely.

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Excuse me, but that's "White House Spokesliar Kayleigh McEnany," s'il vous plait.

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Unlikely. He's stiffed too many contractors.

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Someone on the Twitters rather darkly suggested that "you know you're going to die in jail, you might as well call a news conference for tomorrow and spill everything you know before it happens."

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"White House Spokesliar Kayleigh McEnany Steps Down as Bountygate Intensifies."

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