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GrannysKnitting's avatar

The space force attacking mars?

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Those pallets of $100 bills that disappeared in Iraq.

Seek's avatar

How does he have the eye brows of an 85 yr old man at 16?

Seek's avatar

I think the lesson to learn here is that they kill people for money regardless of who is paying it. Seems pretty straight forward to me.

Dinz6315's avatar

I read somewhere recently (WaPo?) that trump doesn't understand that Putin's in the payback business, for Russia's little trip on the Afghanistan tilt-a-whirl.

Querolous's avatar

Was Alfa Bank involved?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. Verified thanks for a thankless job.

bubbuhh's avatar

When I want something to be unverified, I stick my fingers in my ears; squeeze my eyes shut; pretend I can't smell anything; and, keep repeating, "La lala la la."

Keith Taylor's avatar

A completely selfish fucking lunatic, with enough brain cells still functioning to continue being completely selfish -- barely.

lurch394's avatar

Excuse me, but that's "White House Spokesliar Kayleigh McEnany," s'il vous plait.

lurch394's avatar

Unlikely. He's stiffed too many contractors.

JCfromNC's avatar

Someone on the Twitters rather darkly suggested that "you know you're going to die in jail, you might as well call a news conference for tomorrow and spill everything you know before it happens."

Enter Ranting's avatar

"White House Spokesliar Kayleigh McEnany Steps Down as Bountygate Intensifies."