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Ted

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That has got to be unintentionally stupid. I spent three years hate-watching that show while the kid was still watching PBS. It's annoying, but that's all.

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T.heR.unner-U.pM.istakeP.resident.

Only way I can stomach writing that asshole's name...

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Maybe somewhere along the line, after years of writing the most innocent stuff, your "that don't sound right" detector goes on the fritz?

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You seem to suggest that periods longer than 59 seconds have transpired, or will transpire, or ever, even in the millions of alternate trajectories that human history might follow, could transpire, without he embarrass we.

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He's gone past the point of giving assholes a bad rep.

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I don't know how that story got started but Carson never lived in government housing. Carson's advisor Armstrong Williams tweeted in December that "Dr. Carson's mother worked 3 jobs at a time to keep them out of public housing, but he grew up around many who utilized housing programs".

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I wonder if anyone told Trump -- after he made a complete fool of himself, of course -- that Mr. Douglas died in 1895? Probably not.

I can't wait for Spicer's press conference tomorrow!

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You recall that, based on his strict Christian upbringing, he referenced the communion wafer, symbol of the body of Christ, as 'his little cracker'...still laughing about that one...

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What.The.Fuck??

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During campaign, several posters used 'Assaroma', also, too.

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Then::

Carson: "Hey, is that a pubic hair on my coke can?"Thomas: Giggles

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They have words for that on the Reeperbahn, though.

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Hear, hear! My respect for Deputy President Trump is growing by leaps and bounds! I would like to know more about how my organization and I can work with this administration.

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Don't you know what "thug" means?

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Oh, you mean the suburban thugs! Well, perhaps you and your gangs should start working with this administration.

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