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A Sekulow Jet has a real funky smellLike the beach when it's under a hot stinky shellSekulow Jets hide beneath a toupeTheir ridiculous stances don't hold any sway

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from your mouth to god's ear.

err...wait.

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I did that to Human Rights Campaign after they endorsed Mark Kirk last year. After three attempts to get them to take me off their mailing list, that was finally the one that worked. It felt good.

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Is it just me, or does "Sekulow" sound kind of Jewish? How funny would that be if he was grifting for Jesus, and he's a big ole Hebrew who don't even believe in Jeebus?

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I can't EVEN and no, https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

this does not help!

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It is odd that dyslexic doG has exactly the same thoughts and values as each of those different thinking compassionate conservatives. Fascinating isn't?Makes sense when you realize that it is people who create dyslexic doG in their own image and not the other way around.

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No, they are not cowering in fear because they have that coveted get out of hell free belief-in-Jeebus card.

do a sinrepent, ask for forgiveness based on beliefrepeat cycle over and over.

Mark 21:21 Jesus replied, "Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done.

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Whom would Jesus scam?

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Can he drop fire retardant on forest fires while he's buzzing by?

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"Whatever it was that Precednet Bannon and Trumpigor buried in me on the night of April 16th, 2017 I cannot be held responsible for!"

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True, but some of them actually teach something useful rather then spend all their time getting their 'students' to buy multiple tiers in the pyramid. It is a separate kind of insult that the HEIs that actually teach something useful tend to charge so much for that education that it's a beast to pay the bill off. I remember when you could actually pay as you go if you could pick up a part time job or two and find a cheap living situation. I hear that still happens in some first world countries and even in some other third world countries.

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took his life in his hands to do it . . . drove a Dodge Dart!

[ i always thought "dodge dart" was something you had to occasionally yell in certain bars ]

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"ACLJ?" That's just so damn blatant. The script is bad enough but *bleh*

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I put in a word to the Ceiling Cat. Hope that helps!

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Ugh that script.. Ugh - come on people who can barely afford to eat, who needs money when this dickhead must have a jet? Isn't the whole point of Christianity supposed to be humility and helping those less fortunate? Not grifting them? (oh right I forgot all those mega churches run by sixty something permed blondes with blue eyeshadow).

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Gee, I could be as rich as a common Christianist douchebag if only I wasn't cursed with a conscience and scruples...

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