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H0mer0's avatar

I know: Lucy Lawless Libel.

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rubikcube's avatar

"Mr. Cohen would like to comment today unfortunately he is still in mourning the sudden passing of his dear friend and business partner Alex Ovonov, broker of the aforementioned Ukrainian/Russian peace deal and father to his beloved Ukrainian sister-in-law Oksana. So show some respect, you fuckers." - A statement from Trump consigliori Michael Cohen

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therblig's avatar

give trumpy credit for taking a chance on a young mouthpiece who only had tiny mob connections.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

The News Media and the Republican Party failed to really vet Trump.

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therblig's avatar

later tonight, when 50 bombs blow up all the runways, those fuckers will be sorry.

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therblig's avatar

i heard it was full of leeks.

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Weevie's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I knew he reminded me of someone

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Perkniticky's avatar

Some journalists tried. But it was so much easier to just report his antics. And Republicans have become so practiced at sticking their heads in the sand, they don't know how to do anything else.

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Longstreet63's avatar

Who ya gonna believe? Him? Or some flimsy piece of paper with his signature on it constituting a legal contract?

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Listen, everyone knows you can't convict a conservative on facts alone! It wouldn't be fair.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Oh wait, Russian mobsters? Now that's a funny coincidence isn't it?

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Ducksworthy's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Its a feature, not a flaw.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Napolitono would be the go to guy in Jersey.

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Weevie's avatar

Trump the Idiot has been well know for 40 years; his despicable business practices and abhorrent personal behavior have been publicized extensively. He's just like he was in 1980. The Democrats messed up big time by taking the high road, not getting into the fray and ignoring the very few people who put Trump over the top. He won the EC with only a few thousand votes and only got 16% of the eligible voters. Doesn't take much to Pull a Trump when no one votes.

Thing is, most people couldn't care less about following politics and make decisions based on party or emotion without deep review of candidates. Maybe this Trump Monster thing will change that.

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Popillius's avatar

tRump proved to be a money gusher for the media. They gave him billions in free advertising by accepting every call he made to their studios and covering every minute of every rally and stump speech throughout the campaign.

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