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He seemed particularly sinister today.

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Well, just the non-white ones

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Herbert DeWayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Libelz

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Now working Graveyard at a Radar Station in Greenland

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And it’s only Wednesday

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this is my favorite thing today.

cheers.

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Worse - iirc, that body is Divine.

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Ta, $5F.

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Hey, why not conduct a real lynching? Trump drags Pelosi out on 5th avenue and makes it a pay-per-view event. After all, absolute immunity. I am clinging tight to sanity here but it is getting harder and harder.

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Would the SS be obliged to carry out the lawful act of thing her to a tree and hand Trump the gun? Not the military, cuz ucmj.

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No, it's not. Not even close. THIS is Divine.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Also too, Divine was DEAD before anybody ever heard of Beyonce.

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Wait. Didn't Ghouliani get that "affidavit" from the corrupt Ukrainian former prosecutor through Firtash's lawyers? How would he have done that if he didn't know Firtash?

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I think they are arguing that the common law prohibits states or the federal government from indicting a sitting president, not statute law. But, that's just as inane and indefensible.

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Right now CONFLATION is the best and maybe only tool Republicans have. Presidents cannot be tried or convicted of crimes while in office, it’s true. That’s a lot different than saying he/she cannot be investigated, let alone impeached by the House in a process broadly outlined in the Constitution and specifically NOT obligated to follow all court procedures, and then once removed, prosecuted fully. It’s Impeachment, emoluments, obstruction, abuse of power: these are all such difficult ideas for Republicans to wrap their heads around as they claim to know the Constitution.

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And if we could make sure that they’re all white guys, that would be great

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