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I'm not convinced BANKS are all that secure. I've read too many hacking stories.

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People may have been traumatized by HRC's experience. She got 3 million more votes, yet not the White House. QED, being competent and popular is not enough, must have penis.

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EXACTLY!!!!!

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Linda Tripp died.

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And pregnancy IS a major concern in many nursing homes.

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Well here's a waste of blonde hair dye.

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Per HRC NO HE CAN't.

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No, I'm sure he's aware.

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I thought it was funny. And the ostrich one is even better.

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I'm pretty sure Warren will NOT endorse Jill Stein.

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No. Because if people didn't stay home, the death toll would be even greater.

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you all fucking BANK online and that's literally your entire method of paying for your lives, and somehow THAT

Is a giant kludge, is what you should have gone on to say. Voting electronically has all the same problems, and is also not overseen by greedy arseholes who stand to lose money when it messes up.

I've worked in the industry for decades and i want nothing to do with electronic voting.

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This is Pea and Nut. Exhausted from rassling. (they are not "married") We have them addicted to peanuts.

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I'm not convinced BANKS are all that secure

As well you shouldn't be, they aren't.

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*moran

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If we're going to do Vote by Mail, we had better work these things out first:

Clear and logical ballot design.Rules and procedures to deal with every single type of voter screwup imaginable.A well-defined "window" for when ballots will be accepted.Plans to deal with the inevitable "I didn't get my ballot" complaints.

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