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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Now we call them "nannies".

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Virtually all of them. Literally.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

After they crawled out of her vagina where did you want them to go?

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Vanilla Milkshake Diva's avatar

~hugs~ Thank you. And yes. I'll not handle any of that the same way again.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

My HMO doesn't cover zombie-like blondes. Is that an Obamacare thing?

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leslie's avatar

her eyes are virtually two different shapes and sizes....i m literally face shaming her

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Ed Farmingtoner's avatar

Lets get facts right: Troops are for serving the president. The President does not serve the troops.

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Bill Diaz's avatar

This is either a masterwork of Poe-ist sarcasm or you are A IDIOT!

Have a great day!

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Maggielle's avatar

Is IDIOT, and is now blocked, according to my own personal protocol.

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Maggielle's avatar

Ew no. Stop.

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Maggielle's avatar

Yeah, we're doing that a lot. But it's so damn hard not to. Also, I think it is not face-shaming when we note habitual face expressions, like sneers, or like Tucker Carlson's blank face expression, and lordy, Sarah has a repertoire. But the water bugs on the eyelids - hers are especially clunky, but lately every woman on TV seems to have to have some form of fake eyelash crap pasted on and frankly I am tired of it. Yes! This is what makes me mad. (Not really.)

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Maggielle's avatar

Honestly? I think no one has bothered to school her in public speaking and how to present yourself on camera, and it's all part of this whole administration's approach to, well, everything. Like making sure the president has an updated listed of combat casualties, or making sure that the president has a large placard in front of him when he makes the phone call with phonetically spelled words so he can get the damn names right. Or somebody to explain to every member of his administration who encounters the press that it's okay to say Niger because now we all have learned that it's nee-ZHAIR.

Doing TV stuff is work. Maybe some people are naturals, but most of us are gonna need coaching and practice sessions and critiques. But these people don't care.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Thanks! I think I came up with that one myself ;)

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Plastic Hallowe'en buckets: Not To Be Used As A Hat

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Xylem's avatar

They'll never get past the mudflaps.

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Kooolest G's avatar

to paraphrase david frum, if you knew that the president you worked for was terrible at throwing a baseball, you wouldn't send him out to throw out the first pitch at a game, so why on earth would anybody think it's a good idea to have trump call the families of dead soldiers and try to be empathetic

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