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gammarae's avatar

she shoulda made a quick swerve with an elbow out.

Han Shot First's avatar

I really want to know how I was categorized!

Ian's avatar

It isn't safely blue or red if a lot of morons vote for a third party! Oy.

sarafina's avatar

Not snarky, just annoyed by your first world whining.

Ian's avatar

I see it as an admission that Trump will take a giant dump on the stage. I really enjoy the @ Truth handle for Team Joe. Smart move if Joe can sidestep fact-checking Trump and move on to his vision. I think Trump's best bet is to drag Joe into the weeds of calling him on his endless stream of bullshit. It's a sucker's game (as with most Trump things). Call BS, refer to twitter, move on.

Spurning Beer's avatar

If the debate has a push-up contest, I'll watch.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

oh boo fucking hoo you. what a lame response from a first worlder.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I love it - first picked it up in my grandma's bathroom in the "next to the toilet" collection. At 5 or 6 years old, the pictures were what fascinated me at first. Later, I do believe it might have been my first introduction to snark.

I just acquired a very beat up copy, and am scanning it in chapter by chapter as a PDF. As god is my witness, I'll never be without this book again!

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I still love it. It's one of my go-to reads when I'm recuperating from a cold or flu.

SterWonk's avatar

Wow, @truth didn't already belong to someone?

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

Michael Harriot at The Root refused to vote for Clinton because she supported the 1994 crime bill

"Supported it" as First Lady, when she didn't actually have a vote? Cool. How's that petty bullshit working out for you 4 years later, Harriot?

Daniel's avatar

Trump's supporters would celebrate it. That would stop Trump feeling any shame about it, and would lead to him deliberately scrapping himself at all future rallies.

Dr.BDH's avatar

We still don't have Trump's 2018 and 2019 returns. Imagine if Biden tonight said, "Russia, if you're listening, release those years also."