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eddi_TBH's avatar

I think the priests identify with Tony most Sundays. The rabbis on Saturday. And the imams on Friday.

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

So much misplaced enthusiasm, I can't even...

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phoenix00's avatar

That's what came to mind too for me.

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phoenix00's avatar

Is this guy into scat porn or something? This is the only explanation I can come up with.

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Stulexington's avatar

I'm guessing he's part of the 1%.

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phoenix00's avatar

And I drive a black Lincoln

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Stulexington's avatar

Once again, I feel sorry for the satire community. Seriously you can't make this shit up, reality is stranger than fiction.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Bye, spammer.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Trump doesn't want any Negro cooties. He has to shake David Duke's had after all.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Medic! We got another one toxically crammed with Campaign Overexposuritis Cretinism Keto-cheeto-acidosis-halitosis (COCK)!"

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

At last glance it still is

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

In conclusion: Mrs. Pauls' or Gortons' fishsticks for supper tonight, Tony?

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Zyxomma's avatar

No. Just no.

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⚔ Devil's Food ⚔'s avatar

Idiot.

-_-

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The small picture is sneaky.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I may be a devotee of Crom but I do have a soft spot in my heart for Saint Tony.

I cannot count the number of times he has helped me find keys and once he helped my brother -in-law find his missing dog after a bad snow storm in Durango, CO.

Saint Tony has to be the hardest working saint in the whole celestial choir.

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