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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The tax cuts eliminated CO2 emissions, the trade deficit and illegal immigration and allowed for the creation of the Space Force, according to Phony POTUS#3

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wry6read's avatar

Doing better that it's ever been before, a lot of people are telling me

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

15-20 minutes tops.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The offspring sometimes does that also too, and I think it looks pretty cool on him. He's a 23 year old with waist-length hair, so he does it out of necessity (when working with food), not fashion, though.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

He's not anything more than a money launderer. He has no idea about these other things.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Well, at least they won't be justifying another tax cut based on the Laffer Curve, since our budget deficit skyrocketed after the last give away to corporations and high end tax payers. Right?

Are you fucking kidding me? Of course they will.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

His tariffs have eaten into my military pension and disability. Joining the ranks of the imperiled poor.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

Holy crap. That picture of assmouth with a man bun is even more horrifying than normal pictures of him. That is quite a feat. I've not been able to read the article as my eyes have temporarily mercy blinded themselves.

Edited for typo.

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space cadet valedictorian's avatar

Agree! And I can’t see to clean up the Earl Grey I nose-spit all over my IPad. Try a cold compress. I threw myself in a snow drift, face down.

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space cadet valedictorian's avatar

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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tiredsucker's avatar

He did the same thing before the 2018 elections. It's all smoke.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Speak of loser policies; Mick Mulvaney is moaning about a lack of immigrants. No kidding.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We won't know until after the election. For now, it's going to be smoke, mirrors, and bullshit.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Steve Bannon was a loon, but he didn't want to cut taxes on rich fuckwads. He wanted to do shit for white people"

Every time you forget, or gloss over, that that's the central defining figure of all the new populist Right, whether Trump, Bannon or goddamn Nigel Farage, you're doing their work for them.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Intuit on Line 1.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I have wondered the same thing, most all people would have liked him, and the press would go along with anything he said.

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