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Maybe's avatar

Perhaps trump was given decadron in his elementary school lunches. And is still on it.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

And his BMI is the lowest ever measured.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

We can certainly pray he does.

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Maybe's avatar

I don't necessarily pray from him to be sick--just for him to go away and shut up.

We don't need to pray that he will lie. That's a given.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Agreed. JFK also got the same soft treatment.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh yeah -- forgot about him.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Don't forget failed husband and father!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Well, failed implies he actually tried to be a good husband and father. There's no evidence he did either.

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Sadie Holly's avatar

well mental health problems can certainly be noted. The man has definitely gone over the hill with his election lies and plan to still be president.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Snark-time!

"Sinator"!

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be kind's avatar

DOs are allowed to do all of the stuff MDs can, including being licensed by their state boards of practice. So, same discipline.

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Sybll's avatar

Trump comes close to a near-death experience and remains not only unchanged by it but emerges a worse person than before. That says a lot.

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Maybe's avatar

I think he's been going over the hill since the day he was born.

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Maybe's avatar

Kudos on the P. G. Wodehouse tribute.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

She has officially identified as white.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I've been thinking about that and reflecting -- is this allowed? -- that since Trump is 74, and an irascible, overweight, out-of-condition slob who stuffs himself with Big Macs, about to be greatly beset by financial and legal troubles, and possibly now subject to lung and heart problems after getting Covid-19, something strange and wonderful just might occur between now and 2024.Not hinting at anything. Or saying that I'd rejoice. Perish the thought.

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