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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Caption:'Get your damned hand out of my pocket, Donald.'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

How is it that he knows even LESS about how tariffs work then he did a week ago?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Stealing Jesus' wallet.

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albabe's avatar

Eric Clapton.

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calliecallie's avatar

Me too! From my Mom's kitchen! The bottom of mine is not as clean as that, unfortunately.

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redblack's avatar

i just run up and down scaffold all day staying ahead of bricklayers. one big walking, climbing cardio fest. keeps me lean!

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Lordpnut's avatar

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a'happenin'.

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Lordpnut's avatar

It's in the apocryphal writings of the Asinines.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Apocryphal writings of the Asinines.

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biff murphy's avatar

"No more trust!"Yeah, what Preznit Doofus said...

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Lordpnut's avatar

He's certainly not the ayatollah of rock and rolla aka humongus, but they have the same hairstylist.

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Lordpnut's avatar

I heard it different.Two Corinthians walk into a gay bar with Mike Pence...

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Lordpnut's avatar

He's just ripping off that dirty hippie John Lennon. Sad. Weak.

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Lordpnut's avatar

To join the pfj, you've got to REALLY hate the... Chinese.

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twinkie223's avatar

A little Goo Gone, a quarter-cup of Kosher salt, a fresh heavy-duty scrub pad, and some vigorous scrubbing will remove a lot of that gunk. If it matters to you.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Well fuck. If Trump’s not God, who is?

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