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Knoamaybee's avatar

FFS reaching a crescendo of bad puns here

ontheotherhand's avatar

That is a note-worthy suggestion, and I assume that you think it would only take a minuet, but I would hate to see you under a rest if you tried it. Your fret does not cause me to tremolo. I don't think you need to resort to sax or violins here; don't hate me because I am fluteiful and too hot to Handel. I could go on . . .

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I think Goodwill smells like a nursing home.

Paul's avatar

That reeeeeeeeeeked!

Paul's avatar

I remember too. "Officer Obie" was my aunt's brother and was at a lot of family functions. He was a blowhard and totally full of himself. Some say he mellowed with age but that's damning with faint praise. He might've gone from a flaming asshole to just a screaming one.

Paul's avatar

Holy shit! You a Berkshire local? Why didn't you come to Holly's Labor Day weekend extravaganza/drinky thing?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, she is really late at present.

Kathi Taylor's avatar

There was some influence peddling among the Giuliani team re. a cannabis investment. The Russian mob is trying to move into legal pot worldwide.

ontheotherhand's avatar

Hardly! We haven't even gotten to the pun chline.

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, [drumroll]“Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

Kooolest G's avatar

as I always like to say when people ask me if I read music, I can read music, but I don't read music. I pay people who went to college to read it for me

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He neglected to say 52 and 59 percent of "Republicans" polled which are a small part of the overall percentage of voters (or americans).

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Did'ja have to show the butt that did the dialing?

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Stooges libel, at least they knew Hitler was an asshole. https://media0.giphy.com/me...